Thursday, October 11, 2007

Fearguth has decided it's time for him to do some
'creative loafing'. So, he will be offline October
11-15 while he enjoys The Echo Project Music
Festival. He will return to these environs
by October 16.
World's Worst Yobs #26
Rich Lowry
Cleverly disguised as a pumpkin, Michelle Malkin was
able to get the complete lowdown on Halsey and Bonnie,
the parents of Graeme Frost.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Flotsam and Jetsam That Washed Up On the
Korean Peninsula One Day
American Empire #16
Liberal Interventionism
The next time you are tempted to feel sorry for yourself,
remember this: Michelle Malkin could have been your mom.
World's Worst Jobs #60
Afghani Brick Factory Worker
"Gitchy goomy, gitchy gaddy!"

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

There are two kinds of liars. First, there's the
Opportunistic Liar, like Robert Novak, who
who could tell the truth if he wanted to.
Second, there's the Pathological Liar, like
Robert Novak, who couldn't tell the truth
even if he wanted to.
From the amount of blood that had been spilled,
it was clear the Iraq War had not gone well for
the 101st Fighting Keyboarders.
To be able to see the world the way a rich person does, you
have to wear gold glasses. You, of course, don't have the
money to buy a pair.

So you have to settle for seeing the world through
a pair of cheap sunglasses.
"The candidates for the Republican presidential nomination?
What a bunch of duds! Like I told P. J. O'Rourke and the other
Republican Party Reptiles, there's only one surefire winner
out there: the GEICO Gecko!"

Upon learning that he and Rush Limbaugh had a
common ancestor, Kimani the Gorilla finally lost it.
It takes effort, but it is possible to see the
world the way President Bush does.

Abdullah Gul, President of Turkey and
Patron Saint of Lighting Technicians
The Chatty Michelle doll comes in two models:

with the S-CHIP,

without the S-CHIP.
World's Worst Yobs #25
Mark Steyn

Monday, October 08, 2007

Realizing that most Americans were tired of his Arthur 
Branch face, Fred Thompson underwent an extreme 
makeover and ran for the Republican presidential 
nomination as

Spanky McFarland.
Jacob Weisberg, Editor of Slate, Looking Repentant for
Supporting the Invasion of Iraq

Jacob Weisberg, Editor of Slate, Not Looking Repentant for
Supporting the Invasion of Iraq

Jacob Weisberg's Cat Looking Both Ways

Phony Rush

Real Rush

After repeated waterboardings by the CIA, Boston's David Ortiz
confessed yesterday that he was a fan of the Los Angeles Angels
and that he only hits home runs to show his solidarity with
Al-Qaida.
"Yeah, Dittoheads tried for years to get his mug on
Mt. Rushmore. But they failed and had to eventually
settle for naming this mud volcano, Mt. Limbaugh."
Fred Thompson hasn't changed all that much

since he made his first picture in 1932.
American Empire #15
Preventive War
The Daughter of Magritte by Maria Sharapova

Roger Cohen Agonizing

Pamela Anderson Doesn't Marry Borat for the Third Time
World's Worst Yobs #24
Dan Riehl

Sunday, October 07, 2007

"Well, even if these guys were terrorists, they'd be
welcome to follow me home anyday."

World's Worst Yoobs #7
Tammy Bruce

Senator Larry Craig Inducted Into Idaho Stall of Fame
World's Worst Yobs #23
Charles Johnson