Fearguth has decided it's time for him to do some

'creative loafing'. So, he will be offline October

11-15 while he enjoys The Echo Project Music

Festival. He will return to these environs

by October 16.

World's Worst Yobs #26

Rich Lowry

Cleverly disguised as a pumpkin, Michelle Malkin was

able to get the complete lowdown on Halsey and Bonnie,

the parents of Graeme Frost.

Flotsam and Jetsam That Washed Up On the

Korean Peninsula One Day

American Empire #16

Liberal Interventionism

The next time you are tempted to feel sorry for yourself,

remember this: Michelle Malkin could have been your mom.

World's Worst Jobs #60

Afghani Brick Factory Worker

"Gitchy goomy, gitchy gaddy!"

There are two kinds of liars. First, there's the

Opportunistic Liar, like Robert Novak, who

who could tell the truth if he wanted to.

Second, there's the Pathological Liar, like

Robert Novak, who couldn't tell the truth

even if he wanted to.

From the amount of blood that had been spilled,

it was clear the Iraq War had not gone well for

the 101st Fighting Keyboarders.

To be able to see the world the way a rich person does, you

have to wear gold glasses. You, of course, don't have the

money to buy a pair.

So you have to settle for seeing the world through a pair of cheap sunglasses.

"The candidates for the Republican presidential nomination?

What a bunch of duds! Like I told P. J. O'Rourke and the other

Republican Party Reptiles, there's only one surefire winner

out there: the GEICO Gecko!"

Upon learning that he and Rush Limbaugh had a

common ancestor, Kimani the Gorilla finally lost it.

It takes effort, but it is possible to see the

world the way President Bush does.

Abdullah Gul, President of Turkey and

Patron Saint of Lighting Technicians

The Chatty Michelle doll comes in two models:

with the S-CHIP,

without the S-CHIP.

World's Worst Yobs #25

Mark Steyn

Realizing that most Americans were tired of his Arthur 
Branch face, Fred Thompson underwent an extreme 
makeover and ran for the Republican presidential 
nomination as

Spanky McFarland.

Jacob Weisberg, Editor of Slate, Looking Repentant for

Supporting the Invasion of Iraq

Jacob Weisberg, Editor of Slate, Not Looking Repentant for

Supporting the Invasion of Iraq

Jacob Weisberg's Cat Looking Both Ways

Phony Rush

Real Rush

After repeated waterboardings by the CIA, Boston's David Ortiz

confessed yesterday that he was a fan of the Los Angeles Angels

and that he only hits home runs to show his solidarity with

Al-Qaida.

"Yeah, Dittoheads tried for years to get his mug on

Mt. Rushmore. But they failed and had to eventually

settle for naming this mud volcano, Mt. Limbaugh."

Fred Thompson hasn't changed all that much

since he made his first picture in 1932.

American Empire #15

Preventive War

The Daughter of Magritte by Maria Sharapova

Roger Cohen Agonizing

Pamela Anderson Doesn't Marry Borat for the Third Time

World's Worst Yobs #24

Dan Riehl

"Well, even if these guys were terrorists, they'd be

welcome to follow me home anyday."

World's Worst Yoobs #7

Tammy Bruce

Senator Larry Craig Inducted Into Idaho Stall of Fame

World's Worst Yobs #23

Charles Johnson