With his dying breath on the cross, Jesus concluded his 

principled defense of the death penalty.

Oklahoma Seeks Volunteers to Test Alternative Methods

 of Execution

"Who are you calling 'Big Nose', Conchface?"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #567

Steven Anderson

Warblogger Helmet

Lindsey Graham Sez:  "Some guy said this about me 

yesterday: the only reason I cared about Benghazi was 

because I have six tea party opponents. Well, if that's 

true, I'm the biggest scumbag in America."

[A scumbag, yes, but not necessarily the biggest in America, 

maybe not even the biggest in South Carolina.]

"Sean Hannity only called my comments 'ignorant, racist, 

repugnant, and despicable', not me.  Sean, you see, hates the

sin, not the sinner.

Alan Keyes Shows Solidarity with Cliven Bundy by Wearing

Cowboy Hat

A new study has revealed that modern humans are no brainier 

than Neanderthals.  That's good news for Louie Gohmert.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #566

T. W. Shannon

Massive Bra Sale!  Hurry, Ends Tonight!

Coultergeist Sez:  "Donald Sterling is a 

piece of crap covered with human skin."

"My brain hurts!"

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #2

A Kaintuck Caguama

World's Worst Yobs #303

Jonathan Karl

Q:  Why did God create Oklahoma?

A:  To make Texas look good by comparison.

Once thought impossible, it is now generally believed

that Rochelle Sterling is even uglier than her husband.

Do you think your phone is smarter than you are?  If 

so, you may be suffering from 'Smartphone Anxiety'.

"Hi, welcome to Taco Bell!  May I take your order, please?"

"Yeah, give me three of those cellulose/trehalose/malto-

dextrin/torula yeast/potassium chloride/soy lecithin tacos."

"Regular or Supreme?"

"Oh, may as well make them Supreme."

"With or without the black pepper flavor, sir?"

"With, but go easy on the oats."

"That'll be $4.51."

When Rick Perry was recently re-baptized in Little Rocky 

Creek near Independence, Texas, the Ghost of Sam Houston 

was overheard to say, “I pity the fish downstream.”

“My burden is not to show that UFIA originalism is perfect,

 but that it beats the other alternatives, and that, believe 

me, is not difficult.”

Vladimir Poutine

"Oh, shut my mouth and call me Goober!"

Better watch out for those slippery slopes, Mark Cuban. 

You may have a perfect right to be a moron in this country, 

but not to be the racist owner of an NBA basketball team.

The Trinity as a Musical Instrument

Warm Scuzzies #463

Jenny Beth Martin

Rude Rhymes #67

Vorpal Hurling

Donald Sterling

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #1

A Douche Canoe

Would Vanessa Perez (aka V. Stiviano)---artist, writer, chef, 

poet, stylist, philanthropist, owner of a Ferrari, two Bentleys, 

and a Range Rover, piece of tail, and 'girlfriend from Hell'---

'set up' Donald Sterling the Octogenarian?  Unpossible!

Free Molotov Cocktails Means It's 'Happy Hour' in Syria

Assad to Seek Third Term as President of Rubbleville

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #97

Sands of Iwo Jima 2:  Sergeant Stryker Strikes Out

Donald Sterling, the Silvio Berlusconi of American Sleaze

David Brooks Sez:  "When it comes to cultural 

analysis, I ... am quasi-Marxist."

Warm Scuzzies #462

Gurbaksh Chahal

Ann Coulter Likens Bundy Ranch 'Mob' to 

Occupy Wall Streeters; Hilarity Ensues