Trump Complains It Takes 10-15 Flushes to Get Rid of the 

Lightbulbs Which Make Him Look Orange

The Emperor's New Tat

If you hear someone exclaim, "Melania Trump is 

such a caution!" the speaker is using the word, 

'caution', in its slang sense.  Anything that staggers

 you or excites alarm is said to be a 'caution'. 

In this version of the legend, the Joker is the hero.

Know Your Corvidae

Sign of the Times #81

Not to Be Confused with Speed Humps

Whereas Don Quixote tilted at windmills,

Donald Trump tilts at toilets.

Q: "How many Trumps does it take to screw 

in an incandescent lightbulb?"

A: "One, when he's not out haranguing about 

'Low-Flow Toilets'.  Two, when he is."

Beware of Imitations

Accept No Substitutes

Nikki Haley Takes Aim At the College Freshman Demographic

Medieval Tonsorial Humor

"It's like a religious epiphany," she said rapturously.

On the Campaign Trail with Andrew Yang

Alex Jones Springs a Leak

Lawyers Now Using The Big Book of Conspiracies in 

Cases Where Trumpniks Opt for the Insanity Defense

Deadlier Than the Japanese Surprise Attack

 on Pearl Harbor

Translated into English, Ukraine means

'Borderland'.

Come to think of it, when the light is just right,

Devin Nunes even looks Ukrainian.

How to Hug Yourself in One Easy Step

Doughy Pantload at 35,000 Feet

World's Worst Yobs #418

James Rosen

'Devin Nunes' Added to List of Synonyms 

for 'Sycophant'

At 86, Willie has quit smoking weed. At 90, he says 

he plans to take a vow of chastity and give up sex.

Kim Jong-Un Says Trump Suffering Dotard Relapse

"And up through the ground came a bubbling crude.

Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea."

Is Trump in danger of drowning in the shallow end

 of the Deep State?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #786

Ben Cline

“I really don't know if we're meatsacks. 

You’d have to ask Rudy."

GOP Releases Impeachment Report

John Kennedy Trying to Decide Whether to Walk Back 

His Retraction of His DNC-Ukraine Conspiracy Theory

When Somebody Picked an Orange Out of 

Trump's Refrigerator and He Didn't Like It

John Kennedy (R-LA) shows that look you get when you

become a Russian dupe.

Lest we forget, Duncan Hunter had been charged 

with "misusing $250,000 in campaign donations, which

 he had spent on vacations, restaurants, and even flights 

for his pet rabbit." 

Adventures in Aestheticism #231

Apostrophe Man Joins the Ranks of the Homeless

Adventures in Aestheticism #230

Apostrophe Protection Society Goes Dark, 

Furloughs Apostrophe Man

Adventures in Aestheticism #229

"You're pretty wound up, Congressman Collins."

Doug Collins

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Tom Collins

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #785

Doug Collins

Mick Mulvaney with the Delegates to the 8th Bolshevik

Party Conference in 1919