GOPer Gaetz Gets His Quid Caught

in His Pro Quo

"Gordon Sondland carried a wireless buzzer into meetings 

at the U.S. Mission that enabled him to silently summon 

support staff to refill his teacup."

Have you accepted Wrinkles the Clown into your life yet?

Wrinkles the Clown can be hired to scare

misbehaving Trumpniks.

Trump is giving Mitt Romney a bad case of the Angries.

Uh-oh!

"The questions I ask these suspects are merely to get a natural 

tone of voice so do not pay too much attention to their answers

 as they often lie."

Warm Scuzzies #892

Gordon Sondland

At 56, Laura Ingraham has the face she deserves.

Power Surge

Trump Out-Nixons Nixon

The Trumpian Schnozzola has more craters

than the surface of the Moon.

Gun violence had become so widespread no one ever 

died from natural causes.

Grandpa Called Them 'Commies'

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #193

Full Mental Jacket

The water-filled trench is already in place. It's called the 

Rio Grande River. Now all that's needed is a gazillion or

 so snakes and alligators.

Do you suppose Trump has been having more

Naked Dreams lately?

A Penny for Your Thoughts

"Trump wants to know if we've got any dirt on

Joe Biden."

Pence was just walking down the street, minding his

own business, when suddenly . . .

Runaway Train

As Seth Meyers says, "Time for a Closer Look."

"Finland, Finland, Finland,

It's the country for me!"

Like the captain of the Exxon Valdez, the captain of the

USS United States was asleep.

And, like Alexander the Great who wept because there 

were no more worlds to conquer, the One-Percenters 

wept because they only gained $21 trillion.

"Tweet -- Tweet -- Tweet --

They Call Him the Tweeter!"

Warm Scuzzies #891

Igor Fruman

Warm Scuzzies #890

Lev Parnas

Just Slippin and Slidin'

"I Will Not Be Bullied," Says Big Bully Who Works for Bigger Bully

John Mitchell in Hell Disses Trump

And then somebody should throw Moscow Mitch

under the bus.

What Megan said is true, but she must've been looking

in the mirror when she said it.

The Exigency of the Polyglot

Liz Cheney Says Giant Ukrainian Mosquito Rampage

 Story ‘Starting to Seem Like a Political Set Up’

"Hold up your right hand. Do you solemnly

 swear to uphold ... oh, this is ridiculous!"

Maybe Rudy should call it a draw and self-deport

to Absurdistan.

If the Salacious Paperback Books of the

1950s and 1960s Were Still Around

Adventures in Aestheticism #215

Will the USS Donald Trump sink faster than Republican 

rats can abandon it?

There Was a Crooked Man Who Had a Crooked Smile

Other than his guilty plea, Chris Collins's greatest claim to

fame is that he was the first Republican congressman to

endorse Donald Trump in 2016.

Ghoul Gone Wild

Alfred E. Neuman Urges Donald Trump to Turn On, Tune In, 

and Drop Out

Trump's closet is filled with skeletons

and Halloween is still a month away.

Epiphanies Are Made of This

Miss Lindsey's Main Squeeze So Manly

Mick Mulvaney on 'Shaky Ground'

The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Quisling

'Sleep-State Operative' Calls Whistleblower a

'Deep-State Operative'

Always Punch a Bully