The Evolution of Two-Face

1995

2008

2015

New Ted Cruz Hybrid for 2016 Promises to Occupy a 

Special Niche in Presidential Campaign History

Kurt Russell Sez: "I believe in limited Constitutional 

government, free market capitalism, and my 

obstreperous moustache."

"You rang, sir?"

Too much plot tended to get in the way of the story 

aboard the Narrative Ark.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #76

Brett Colvin

"Yo!"

If he were a motion picture, Mike Huckabee

would be The Creeping Terror, arguably the 

cheesiest movie ever made.

Vladimir Putin, Czar of All the Man Boobs

Goat Doofuscating

Trump Doofuscating

Remember when Dan Quayle, then Vice President 

of the United States, went after Murphy Brown, 

a fictional character in a TV show, for being an 

unwed mother?  One wonders what Mr. Quayle 

thinks of Bristol Palin, now an unwed mother for 

the second time, when she says, “My sweet Sailor 

Grace was born yesterday, our family couldn't 

be more complete.”

Fearguth Celebrates the Christmas Holiday

with Bildungblog Post No. 30,193

"Do you have a nativity scene?"

"Can't remember. Too young at the time."

"Honey, the nail tech is here for your pedicure."

Oh No, Not Again!

Bananarama (1979)

Bananarama (2015)

General Curtis LeMay Lights a Celebratory

Cigar After Putting Major Cities in China,

Russia, and Europe on Nuclear Targets List

Yes, Virginia, there really is a Donald Trump.

The reason predictions of Trump's demise have been

wrong 13 times is because nobody could imagine just 

how depraved millions of GOPers are.

Jeb Bush says the problem with the Confederate

flag is not the Confederacy; it's those blue bars

against a red background which give him the

howling fantods.

Detainees in the GWOC (Great War on Christmas) 

Internment Camp are expected to be liberated on

December 26.

The only ways Obama could 'reach out to angry whites' 

would be to either a) become a billionaire neurosurgeon 

with a whiny voice or b) self-deport to another galaxy.

The Part of Jesus's Nativity Story 

They Usually Leave Out

New Law Makes It Easier for More Mentally-Ill Georgians 

to Buy Guns

Darwin's Finches Facing Extinction, Paying the 

Price for Believing in Evolution

Deadly 'Springlike' Climate Change Hoax Sweeps

Through Mississippi

"I learned everything I know about hair styling 

from Donald Trump."

"Cthulhu, we're home!"

"What's up with him?"

"Oh, he's a GOPer who tried to put out

the Trump Brushfire with Cruz Gasoline."

Bryan Caplan Sez:  "Follow MY bliss!"

After Adelson bought the Vegas paper, fish wrappers 

and bird-cage liners refused to use it.

New Trump Campaign Songbook

To become a member of the Church of Flaming Orifices you 

must swallow a pair of Trump's 'Pants on Fire' whole.

Sure, 75% of what Donald Trump says is false, but he's 

smart enough to know that's the part that appeals the 

most to the Republican base.

"Believe me, I only look like a Conehead with hair."

Not long ago, what is now vilified as Political Correctness 

by Ted Cruz and his ilk was called Common Decency.

Mock not Tailgunner Ted's use of his daughters as

human shills, lest ye be Cruzified.

Sultan of Brunei Throws Monkey Grinch into Christmas

Adam Shafi hated gay marriage so much he tried to

join an Al-Qaida affiliate.  Now in custody, he will soon

learn that in prison, like Heaven, there is no marriage

nor giving in marriage.

Satan Benches Oklahoma Man for Being Obvious

Man Opens Fireplace, Finds Century-Old Santa

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #29

An Isis Beamer

The favorite Yiddish word used BY Trump is 'schlong'.  

The favorite Yiddish word used FOR Trump is 'schmuck'.

Donald Trump's New Campaign Biography

Hits the Shelves in Time for Christmas

Allegories for Our Time #36

Trump and Cruz Contend for the Soul of the GOP

It's so warm this Christmas season, Santa will be 

wearing a Speedo.