Thursday, April 06, 2017

April wouldn't be April without the
Easter Island Music Festival.  That's
where you'll find Fearguth starting
today and ending on Sunday.
Warm Scuzzies #729
Richard Uhlein
The X-34 Dogspeeder
Bad Dream, Bad Movie, or Both?
What Was Used to Remove Steve Bannon
From the National Security Council

Wednesday, April 05, 2017

Dog Walking the Dog
"Hey, Bill, you've got a Lecher's Chin, just like me!"
"As Ken Langone once said, 'I am a fat cat, 
I'm not ashamed. If you mean by fat cat 
that I’ve succeeded, yeah, then I’m a fat 
cat. I stand guilty of being a fat cat'."
Latest Fake Public Opinion Poll Shows Fake President's 
Approval Rating Has Fallen to 34%
This is Donald Trump, Jr.'s favorite Pulitzer 
Prize-winning mugshot of Mike Cernovich.

Tuesday, April 04, 2017

"Like my Dad, I have the scariest quotes."
"Now then, you've got her on the bed, you've got your
 tongue down her throat. She's got both her legs up on the 
mantelpiece ..."
Headlines We Like to See #16
'Trump Voter PANICKING After Realizing Border Wall 
Will Put Her House In Mexico'
There's only one way to slay the Trumpcare Vampire.
Kangaroo Released in Wyoming Already Making 
Budweiser Commercials 
Any Resemblance to Actual Persons, Living or Dead, 
Is Purely Coincidental
Jared Kushner, America's First
President-in-Law
The Shake of the Burning Sand
"But, but, some of my best friends are Jews---Jared
Kushner, for example."
If you believe the color of your skin makes you better
 than someone else, you have been deluded and are 
rather pathetic.
Warm Scuzzies #728
Andrew Bowen
Jabba the Hutt and Lester the Molester, Stars of 
Fox News' Long-Running Series, The Pervy Twins

Monday, April 03, 2017

Metaphor Mixology #11
'Haley Eclipses Tillerson on Trump's Foreign Policy Ladder'
According to Kevin Williamson, the only thing worse than
the Pizza Gestapo is Gestapo Pizza.

"We're turtles, dammit, not Domino Theory Reenactors!"
Seconds Before Trump Was Smacked by the
Sweet Meteor of Rodomontade
Whiteworld #46
Where are the Symbolic Racism Indicators?
World's Worst Yobs #382
Josh Hall

Sunday, April 02, 2017

Meanwhile, inside the White House bunker, Trump
 the Cat had been cornered by Eek! the Mouse.
"Hey, Reince, do you think TSA pat-down techniques
constitute 'legal groping'?"
OK, if today is April 2 and April Fool's Day is over, 
why is Trump still in the White House?