April wouldn't be April without the

Easter Island Music Festival.  That's

where you'll find Fearguth starting

today and ending on Sunday.

Warm Scuzzies #729

Richard Uhlein

The X-34 Dogspeeder

Bad Dream, Bad Movie, or Both?

What Was Used to Remove Steve Bannon

From the National Security Council

Dog Walking the Dog

"Hey, Bill, you've got a Lecher's Chin, just like me!"

"As Ken Langone once said, 'I am a fat cat, 

I'm not ashamed. If you mean by fat cat 

that I’ve succeeded, yeah, then I’m a fat 

cat. I stand guilty of being a fat cat'."

Latest Fake Public Opinion Poll Shows Fake President's 

Approval Rating Has Fallen to 34%

This is Donald Trump, Jr.'s favorite Pulitzer 

Prize-winning mugshot of Mike Cernovich.

"Like my Dad, I have the scariest quotes."

"Now then, you've got her on the bed, you've got your

 tongue down her throat. She's got both her legs up on the 

mantelpiece ..."

Headlines We Like to See #16

'Trump Voter PANICKING After Realizing Border Wall 

Will Put Her House In Mexico'

There's only one way to slay the Trumpcare Vampire.

Kangaroo Released in Wyoming Already Making 

Budweiser Commercials 

Any Resemblance to Actual Persons, Living or Dead, 

Is Purely Coincidental

Jared Kushner, America's First

President-in-Law

The Shake of the Burning Sand

"But, but, some of my best friends are Jews---Jared

Kushner, for example."

If you believe the color of your skin makes you better

 than someone else, you have been deluded and are 

rather pathetic.

Warm Scuzzies #728

Andrew Bowen

Jabba the Hutt and Lester the Molester, Stars of 

Fox News' Long-Running Series, The Pervy Twins

Metaphor Mixology #11

'Haley Eclipses Tillerson on Trump's Foreign Policy Ladder'

According to Kevin Williamson, the only thing worse than

the Pizza Gestapo is Gestapo Pizza.

"We're turtles, dammit, not Domino Theory Reenactors!"

Seconds Before Trump Was Smacked by the

Sweet Meteor of Rodomontade

Whiteworld #46

Where are the Symbolic Racism Indicators?

World's Worst Yobs #382

Josh Hall

Meanwhile, inside the White House bunker, Trump

 the Cat had been cornered by Eek! the Mouse.

"Hey, Reince, do you think TSA pat-down techniques

constitute 'legal groping'?"

OK, if today is April 2 and April Fool's Day is over, 

why is Trump still in the White House?