Meet New York State Trooper

Rosenblatt.  Just another

arrogant Bullethead.

World's Worst Yoobs #152

Katie Pavlich

The NYPD has become the 

Westboro Baptist Church

of police departments.

As you can tell from this chart, oil barrels have become 

smaller and smaller over the past few months.

"What do you mean 'illegal alien', puny Earthling?"

Allegories for Our Time #29

From the Hayes Mansion, you can see 34 billionaires,

but you cannot see 7,600 homeless people living on 

the streets in San Jose, California.

Wondering how to dispose of your Christmas Tree?

Call Goat Grazers!

Michael Whitington:  Bank Robber and the

Man Who Put the 'Mug' into Mugshot

Alaska, North Dakota, Delaware, and Maine Billionaire

Drought Blamed on Global Warming

David Vitter Stands Up to North Korea

But, who will change the baby's diaper while the

adult family members are at the movie?

When he was called a "flagrantly partisan and majestically

 useless government watchdog," Darrell Issa's anger alarm

went off.

Layton Landis (Age 88) Sez:  “I don’t know, it just comes 

out. You know, ‘cats and dogs and little nigger babies’ is 

about as old as I am.”

[This elected member of the Oro Loma Sanitary

District plans to live to 102 and become, he hopes,

the 'World's Oldest Racist'.]

Augie Doggie was beginning to

have his doubts about Doggie

Daddy.

Critics are saying American Sniper is Clint Eastwood's 

best effort since he lectured an empty chair at the 2012 

Republican National Convention.

Jeb Bush Quits Company That Profited from 

Obamacare; Will He Take the Money and Run?

Barack and Friends Doing Their Impression of

The Queen of England

Any decent Congressman will wear a hazmat suit when 

anywhere in the vicinity of Michael Grimm.

Rumor has it that Sony has already started developing

a sequel to The Interview, with Vladimir Putin in the

role of Seth Rogen and Steven Seagal in the role of

James Franco.  The working title is believed to

be The Job Offer, and Kim Jong-un has tentatively

agreed to have a hissy fit and threaten to nuke 

Liechtenstein as part of the film's marketing

and advertising campaign.

Two-Minute Haters #46

Greg Gutfeld

'Twas the Night Before Boxing Day

"Voices shouting in the street, life lived to a ragged beat

Someone's world is tumbling down, and who's the saint 

and where's the clown?

Life's a dance, put on your dancing shoes, take a chance."

Among bareback sheep riders, cussing seems to be

getting more common over time.

Thanks to his dutiful daughter, Fearguth has upgraded

 from The Elf on the Shelf to The Lumberjack on the Shelf.

"I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day."

Nice alliteration, but he left out

'Grifting'.

The Unexpurgated Bible #109

"For unto us an economic stimulus is born, 

unto us prosperity is given."

Oxymorons for Our Time #172

Intelligence Oversight Board

Merry McChristmas!

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #177

Mickey Kaus and Robert Stacy McCain

Couch Potato

Coach Potato

How appropriate that Staten Island, New York

 City's Cop Land, is represented by Michael 

Grimm, a defiant felon.

Isn't using Uber a lot like hitchhiking, except the

hitchhiker is more at risk than the driver?

Alex Jones is on the case! Hat/shirt 

combo now on sale at Infowars.com 

for only $24.90!

Joe Arpaio Booted Off Monkey Island

Conspiracy Between Sony and North

Korea to Promote The Interview

Exposed

Of Mike Lee, it hath been truly said, "He's been a

 tremendous embarrassment to our family, to our 

state, to our country, to have him as a U.S. senator."

Man Suffering from St. Nicholas

Delusion Escapes from

Santatarium

Men, two drops of this will turn you into

this.  

On sale now for only $69.95!

Saying 'ExxonMobil Slammed with $2.3 million Fine 

for Fracking-Related Water Pollution' is like saying 

'Golfer Flicks Honeybee from Golf Ball with Tip of

#2 Golf Pencil'.

Nat King Coal Said to Have Strong Support among

Appalachian Populist Music Lovers

Eric Garner evades pocket change in cigarette taxes.

He's dead.

Michael Grimm pleads guilty to felony payroll tax

evasion.  He's alive---and defiant.

New Study Shows High Heels Really Do Have

Power over Men

'Probe Fails to Link IRS Scandal to White House' is a gift you 

will not find under Darrell Issa's Christmas tree this year.

All this prosperity under the Obama Administration

is really beginning to get Joe Scarborough down.

We now know who really 'occupies'

New York City.

Does Rudy Giuliani know his 'use by' date 

has expired?