"I think that the pro-life position is one of the important aspects or fundamentals of the Republican Party. That's why I'm seriously considering Tom Ridge, who is a great leader and happens to be pro-choice, as my running mate. This is not a flip-flop. This is a triple reverse inward somersault with a full twist in the pike position."
When Putu grew to be a man, he was the perfect blend of political mediocrity: always moderate, mildly middle-of-the-road, cautiously centrist, basically bipartisan, proudly independent, mostly mainstream, frequently undecided, a tried-and-true swing voter. No doubt about it, there wasn't a solid political bone in his body. He was positively Broderian.