These are the teabaggers who can read and write.  

You should see the ones who can't.

Happy 'America! Fuck Yeah!' Day

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #633

Matt Barber

When ISIS leaderTariq bin Tahar-Al-Awni-al-Harzi

was vaporized by an American drone, his eardrums

were the last to go.

Recently, Mike Huckabee said, "We are moving rapidly

 toward the criminalization of Christianity.”  Whether

this is true is debatable.  What IS true is that we are

moving even more rapidly toward the Christianizing

of criminality.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #632

Cecil Bell

Indicted Presidential Candidate Says

GOP Lost Some 'Moral Legitimacy' 

by Not Appealing to Black Voters

John Mackey and Walter Robb, co-CEOs of Whole 

Foods, have claimed in the past that both weigh

exactly 300 lbs.  But a recent investigation has

shown that this is not true: Robb actually only 

weighs 275 lbs.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #113

Monster from the Republican Id

Bobby Jindal Singing 'I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow'

Little Big Men

Rufus T. Firefly Sez: "Gentlemen, Trump here may talk like 

an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he 

really is an idiot."

Jesus Preaching Before the Gospels Were Written

Jesus Preaching After

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #66

Jeff Amyx

"Sit down and shut up, you pencil-neck geek!  Say 'Mary

Pat has Michele Bachmann eyes' one more time and I will 

Rub. You. Out!"

Jim Carrey Doing His Impression of Charlton Heston as

Moses Telling Pharaoh, "Let My People Go Unvaccinated!"

Who among us would accept a $840 million IOU from

this man?

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #161

"Things are looking up, men!  Cliven Bundy is 

lecturing and Rand Paul is taking notes!"

"Intelligent design?  Bah, humbug!"

Ted Cruz's New Book

The Pugilist

One of the things the GOP presidential candidates

have in common is mouths that roar.  Can you

match the candidate with his roaring mouth?

Imagine a drama queen who has never landed a lead role

 in a major play.  That's Kevin Williamson.

"Donald Trump, you're fired!"

Ilsa:  "But the GOP lost on gay marriage and Obamacare."

Rick:  "They'll always have Benghazi."

Modernity Tightens the Screws on

Bobby Jindal

"I just got a text from Marcus saying he's divorcing me.

Something must be wrong with my phone."

County Clerks in Texas have been advised by Attorney

 General Ken Paxton they can break the law for 

religious reasons.  He has experience in breaking the 

law but for financial, not religious, reasons.

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton says county clerks 

can follow their religious beliefs and not issue marriage 

licenses to gay couples.  What if the county clerk's religious 

beliefs also preclude issuing marriage licenses to couples

 when either or both are divorced, to couples when either

 or both are transgendered, to interracial couples, to 

interfaith couples, or to couples when either or both are 

Satanists, Wiccans, atheists, or any other cult, sect, 

denomination, or religion the clerk opposes? 

What then?

Obama puts up rainbow lights, Huckabee puts up a

nativity scene.

King Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines.  

Now that's Biblical marriage!

Having been married three times, Donald Trump

 says he believes in traditional serial polygamy.

Back When the Confederate Flag Was a Major Source 

of Renewable Energy

Even Mike Huckabee's cat was dumbfounded

by judicial tyranny.