Michele Bachmann Wins Ames Straw Poll, Now Trying

to Decide What to Do with All That Straw

"When did you first learn, Mr. Chait, that you're

only 67% full of shit?"

"Egads!  This is Fearguth's 19,000th

post on Bildungblog!  Don't pass

 the word!"

Governor Perry-Rain God Standoff, Day 150

Not Safe for Work

Not Safe for Dirk

Weary Willie

Weary Willie's Grandson

In Syria, people like John Derbyshire are

called 'Assadists'.  In America, they are

called 'Asshatists'.

Ask to see Texas Congressman Joe Barton's Dim Bulb

Club membership card and he'll gladly show it to you.

"Tonight, on The Wrestling Channel, it's Rush Limbaugh

vs. Roger Ailes in the 2011 Grand Sumo Tournament."

The annual salary of a Walmart Greeter in Texas is $14,000.

That would pay the rent for one month on the 5-bedroom, 7-

bath mansion Rick Perry and his wife occupy in north Austin.

 And, of course, the Walmart Greeter, as a Texas taxpayer,

 has to help pay Governor Perry's $10,000-a-month rent.

Lady Fearguth's Garden of

Earthly Delights #2

Widow Skimmer Dragonfly

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Lady Fearguth's Garden of

Earthly Delights #1

Purple Conflower

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Porksicles, Not Palin, Center of Attention

at Iowa State Fair

Three Presidents from Texas have tried and failed to deliver

 the coup de grâce to the United States of America. Has God

chosen Rick Perry as the Texan to finally get the job done?

If corporations are people, this guy must be ExxonMobil.

"Hell, no!  I don't need a Pippa Butt Lift!"

The characters in Pokémon 2000 were shocked when

they heard that Donna Summer was only lip-synching

'The Power of One', which was actually being vocalized

 by Herman Cain, who thought he was singing the

closing song at the 2000 Summer Olympics.

Chairman Meow Wants Senator Rand Paul to

Explain Why Cats Aren't Corporations, Too

Obama to Begin Bus Trip Across an Unsettled Nation

California Man Accused of Biting Dog and

Trying to Break into Prison

Figurehead Which Was Once on the Prow of the Good Ship

Lollipop, Now on Display in the Figurehead Hall of the

 Naval Museum, Karlskrona Sweden

"Good to meet you, John Doe Corp., I'm Rand Paul, Inc."

Warm Scuzzies #210

Phillip Hinkle

Days of the Cougar:  The Outrageous Visual Diary of an

Adventurous Muscle Car is out this week.  You will find

it in a plain brown wrapper in the 'Adults Only' section

of your favorite bookstore. 

Vanilla Ice Releases 'Cain Cain Baby', His Latest Rap

"I'm not going to debate you, Jerry."

"With Marcus' help, I'm sure we can heal your son and 

pray away these dreadful redlocks." 

"I think there are Senators and there are

Symbolic Senators. And then there are

Hobbit Senators, like me."

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #121

Mark Steyn and Pam Geller

Senator Max Baucus, Montana Philanthropist,

Donates Family Jewels to 28th Annual

Ryegate Testicle Festival

Mr. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and

Mrs. Floccinaucinihilipilification

Man Claims to Be Further to the Right Than Rick Perry,

But Nobody Believes Him

"It all depends on how out of shape your human prey is

 and how fast he can run ."

"Believe me, Rick Perry is a leftist mole, a crypto-liberal,

a one-man sleeper cell, a terror baby from the 1950s!"

"Whaddya mean 'Go slow, dear'? 

That's the only way I can go!"

"Just between you and me, Marge, she looks just like that

crazy lady on the cover of Newsweek magazine."

Representative Tom Graves (R-GA), a member of the Tea

Party Caucus, sez:  "I would not do business with any bank

 that would lend someone like me $2 million."

"Corporations are people, my friend, just like I am!" said

Mittco, a subsidiary of Romney, Inc.

A more perfect justice would be for Mark Ciavarella to

spend the next 28 years locked up in one of the juvenile

detention centers he took bribes to help fill.

Insane Palin Posse to Take Bus to Iowa

Hooker's Drawers Currently Down Around Ankles

Good Things Flow from American Oil

79% of Americans Dissatisfied with U.S. Political System, But

Are Too Busy Complaining About It to Do Anything to Change It

Jon Bruning, Nebraska Attorney-General, Regrets Making

'Inartful' Statements, Such as, "If We Don't Incent Them to

Work, Coons Are Gonna Take the Easy Route"

Bronco Dumps Rider, Refuses to Take Part in

'Horsemaning', the New Facebook Craze

Polygamy Cult Erects

Warren Jeffs Memorial

Warm Scuzzies #209

Gooseberry Natural Resources LLC

Eye-Licking Central Feature of Male Gecko Mating Ritual