Who would drive 1,100 miles---from

Texas to Michigan---to be a part of

the Electric Forest Music Festival?

Fearguth, that's who.  Offline he

will be until July 4.

Gaffer (Male)

Gaffer (Female)

Pope Benedict Tweets for the First Time,

Says, "I Tawt I Taw A Puddy Tat!"

"Michele's Magical History Tour is coming to take you away,

Coming to take you away.

Michele's Magical History Tour is dying to take you away,

Dying to take you away, take you away."

Joe Stagni, Louisiana Republican, Does His

Headless Chris Lee Impression

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #311

Ron Johnson

Is Mark McKinnon crazy to think you are crazy if you

think Michele Bachmann is crazy?  Yup. 

Adventures in Lexicology #5

Asheenist (a-sheen´-ist), n.  A goddess who no longer

believes in Charlie Sheen. [Natalie Kenley is now an

asheenist.]

Scientists Develop Wireless Mind

Control Device; "If You're Paranoid

Now, Just Wait!" Critics Say

Governor Perry Applauds Himself for Leading Texas to

Whatever Lies Beneath the Bottom of Health Care

Oxymorons for Our Time #102

Servant Leader

Ohio Woman Sprays WATB Deputies with Breast Milk

North Carolina Prosecutor Eric Bellas Arrested for BUI

(Bicycling Under the Influence)

"I'm huggable and lovable. 

I am not abrasive at all.

I also weigh 150 lbs."

Worried that a 95-year-old leukemia patient in a wheelchair

wearing an adult diaper might turn out to be a jihadist who

wants to blow up your plane?  Well, never fear, the TSA is

 on the case, 'acting professionally and according to proper

procedure'.

Kathryn Jean Lopez has nothing to fear from same-sex

marriage.  In fact, she has nothing to fear from marriage

of any kind.

While receiving messages from God, Michele

Bachmann's hands function as antennae.

Port-a-Perv Luke Chrisco Sez:  "Where there is muck,

there is gold and goddesses."

In an effort to reduce its $20.2 billion annual expenditure for air

conditioning, the U. S. military has decided to move the Iraq

and Afghanistan wars further north, to just south of the

Arctic Circle.

Michele Bachmann Boasts of Having a 'Titanium Spine',

Just Like a Skynet Robot

NASCOURT

According to the Urban Dictionary, 'Pross' is a verb defined

as "an act similar to stalking in a way that you sneak up

behind another person and breathe on them."  Here we

see Wisconsin's most notorious 'Prosser'.

Millions of dollars of crops are rotting in the fields, thanks

 to Georgia's 'Raw Deal'.