Napoleon, Old Skool

Napoleon, New Skool

'The Next President of the United States' Sez:

"Smart choice, Willard!"

What do you have to do to be voted "Biggest 

'Brown-Noser'" of the  Craig High School

 senior class of 1988?

The Intellectual Leader of the Republican Party?

Gawrsh!

In a surprise move, Mitt Romney has chosen a former

child star to be his running mate.

Paul Smith, City Councilman in Sterling Heights, Michigan,

Sez:  "I answered the Secret Service honestly and I 

guess they believe I’m not a threat or some kook.”

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #407

Paul Smith

How Romney Supporter Lemar Koethe Came to Earth

Republican Base Sez:  "Sure, Romney Hood is a Son Of Boss,

but he's our Son Of Boss."

"You say I made Ann Coulter's head

explode?  Oh my, I hope no one was

hurt!"

Attention Whore Accuses Media of 'Prostituting'

Louie Gohmert 'Grossly Taken Out of Context'

Warm Scuzzies #314

Adam Davidson

The day finally dawned when Mitt Romney realized he

would have gotten a better deal had he sold his soul to 

the Devil, instead of to the Republican base.

When RomneyCare was good, it was very, very good.

Todd Akin is what you get when a prune

has political ambitions.

We used to say, "He has 'big problems'."  Now we say,

"He has 'big issues'."  Like Paul Ryan:  Mr. Big Issues.

Rush Limbaugh Goes Ballistic

Q:  "Is this a parasite or a hedge

fund manager?"

A:  "There's a difference?"

Congressman Joe Walsh suffers

from severe consternation.  Do

you think milk of magnesia

might help?

"And the night shall be filled with music, 

And Nancy Brinker shall fold her tent, 

And quietly steal away."

Bain Capital's Answer to Ernest Scribbler's 'Killer Joke'

Mitt Romney doesn't want to be President so much as he 

wants to acquire the U.S. and merge it with Dark Money.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #406

Jim Roddey

Mitt Romney, Pre-Truth

Mitt Romney, Post-Truth

Rupert Murdoch Dozes Off During News Corp.'s 

$1.6 Billion Loss

"Something touched me deep inside the day 

the Romney campaign died."

Randy Travis Arrested for Driving Naked While Under 

the Influence of 'Honky Tonk Moon' 

Could it be that Mitt Romney is a left-wing mole who has 

burrowed his way toward the Republican presidential 

nomination for the sole purpose of causing Rush Limbaugh 

to perish from apoplexy?

Those who are fans of Bain Capital were asked to raise

 their hands.  Only one hand went up:  Michele Davis's.

Newt Gingrich Calls Obama the 'Anti-Clinton', Apparently 

Forgetting He Himself Was the Original 'Anti-Clinton'

As you can see, Misty Cook is supremely 

white.

Missouri Voters OK 'Right to Pray While Armed' Amendment

Mitt Romney Praying for the Sheiks of the Burning Sand

Mass shootings had become so commonplace in the United

 States that all flags were permanently flown at half-staff.

ZEGS* Maniac

*Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver

With luck, this student in one of Professor Glenn Reynold's 

law classes at the University of Tennessee is confident 

he can repel any armed intruder who might show up

unannounced.

"What did you do in the culture war, Daddy?"

"I ate a chicken sandwich."

Yes, John Schnatter, CEO of Papa John's, the price of pizza

may go up when your employees have health insurance.

But we sure won't be buying pizza at your joint.

World's Worst Yoobs #120

Alisyn Camerota

In the best of all possible worlds, both Ben Quayle and 

David Schweikert would lose in the Republican primary

for representative of the 6th Congressional District.  But,

in the world we live in, the fact that one will lose is 

more than good enough.

Which country should the U.S. invade when it

is attacked by a domestic terrorist, like

Wade Michael Page?

Rich people need their outlaw heroes, too.

In terms of grammar, Mitt Romney only exists in the passive

voice.  For example, this is not a picture of Mitt Romney 

eating a hamburger.  No, this is a picture of a hamburger

 shoving itself into Mitt Romney's mouth.

Pam 'The Huntress' Geller Bags Erick 'The Hunted' Erickson

What Constipation Looks Like When

It Gets 'Politicized'

Despite the fact the Trojan Elephant had raised $106 million

 in June and $101 million in July, the citizens of Troy were still 

keeping the gate of the city closed.  Their recent encounter

with the Trojan Rabbit was still fresh on their minds and

they were taking no chances.

Don't you just love it when Elton John gets into a catfight with 

Madonna over Lady Gaga?  So much for Ars Gratia Artis!

It's all Ars Gratis Pecunia these days.