Former Federal Judge Richard Cebull Sez:  "I have disdain

for gays, blacks, Indians, Hispanics, women, certain religious

 faiths, and liberal political leaders.  But I'm no bigot, 

nosiree!"

"Those Florida Republicans are making me sit in the

corner.  I've been a baaad boy!"

Superfluous Redundancies #3

Traditional New Jersey Corruption

If Google can make contact lenses, Josh Marshall can

be a beer reviewer, can't he?

"My collywobbles are cattywampus with my

taradiddles and it's all Obama's fault!"

Little Known Fact #49

As a child, Drew Barrymore imagined she was FDR.

Erik Rush only needs two thing to restore his sanity:

first, a Groupon for 'Extra Value Meals at McDonald's'

and, second, a military coup d'état to depose Barack 

Obama. Are any of you out there willing to launch

 a Kickstarter project on Erik's behalf?  He really 

needs this to happen---and soon!

"I thank God for the 'Pope Francis Effect'.  It's even more 

powerful than the 'Kick-Ass Effect'."

The Few, the Proud, the Oops!

Maureen and Bob McDonnell (Then)

Maureen and Bob McDonnell (Now)

The Unexpurgated Bible #95

"Ye stiffnecked and uncircumcised in heart and ears, 

ye do always resist the Commander-in-Chief."

NSA's New Child-Friendly Logo

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #30

Mario Pescante

It's easy to see why one of his peers says the following of 

Randy Mastro, Governor Christie's new 'crisis lawyer': "You 

do not want to meet Randy down a dark alley.  But you 

REALLY don’t want to meet him in a lighted courtroom."

“I have to say this:  going down the path to legalization in 

this country is reckless and irresponsible.  I’m talking about

 the long-term impact of legalization in the United States. It 

scares us. Why, it'll put me out of a job!”

When things got really boring in the Virginia General 

Assembly, Republican Senator Dick Black liked to play 

with the unborn baby Weebles he had found on eBay.

Happiness Is a Warm Gun

No, this is not the Mark of the Beast.

[But it's close.]

This is.

Would you rather have a moot argument or a colloquium 

with Ann Althouse, Professor of Law at the University

of Wisconsin?

"Looking at me, you'll understand why it's a real shame Juan

 Ponce de León never discovered the fountain of youth."

"Hi!  I'm Alan Keyes and, as you can tell from the look on

my face, I'm absolutely stark staring mad!  Isn't it amazing

how I'm still free to roam the streets of the United States

of America?"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #538

Dianne Edmondson

Only West Virginians are John Galtish enough to allow a

 corporation producing toxic chemicals to be located on the 

bank of a river just above the intake to the main public 

water supply.  Let Freedom Industries ring!

"Yes, I would have to say that 'Douchebag' has

been overused, especially by those who believe 

it's my middle name."

Have you ever tried a Mike Allen/Roger Ailes Banana Split?

Things That Make Your Skin Crawl #9

Rafael Cruz Coveting Katrina Pierson

While Michelle Malkin Salivates in

the Background

Could Man Who Killed Theater Texter Use 

‘Can't Stand Your Popcorn’ Defense?

"Congressional Democrats Reportedly Hope to 

See Less ‘Uppityness' from Obama in 2014"

Sarah Palin Sez:  "I think this world would 

be better off having more young women holding 

lobsters in a picture than holding their camera

 in front of a bathroom mirror, taking a selfie."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #537

Greg Brannon

Old Men with Guns #14

Curtis Reeves

"My left wrist was bullied by the Homofascist Gaystapo

and is now almost completely limp."

"Isn't it annoying when someone makes a list 

of '6 Overused Phrases It's Time to Retire', 

and you haven't yet had a chance to use 

four of them?"

Rude Rhymes #66

Taco Licker

Fredric Dicker

Notable Rat's Kellers of North America

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #40

Paul Teller

"Judging by your neck brace, Secretary Gates, it would 

appear that President Obama is still micromanaging you."

Mikhail Kalashnikov Sed (Nine Months Before His Death): 

"I keep having the same unsolved question: if my rifle 

took away people's lives, then can it be that I ... am 

guilty for people's deaths, even if they were enemies?"

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #39

Bernard McGuirk

Alexander Britton Hume, a Real Man's Man

"'UFIA!' saith the Lord, 'UFIA!'"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #536

Tom Bauerle

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #535

Todd Friel

We now know where Shibe lives---on the MSC Divina.

Pope Francis Names 19 New Cardinals, 

But Only One New Pyrrhuloxia

Governor Christie Singing 'Bridgeghazi over Troubled Waters'

"Who's that?"

"He's 'The Undertaker'."

"What's he doing?"

"He's celebrating Rush Limbaugh's 63rd birthday."