Neighbors Give George W. Bush Family

Warm Welcome to Preston Hollow

Rush Limbaugh's Hearing Loss Attributed

to Years of Wearing Loud Ties

Where Bad Little Piggies Go

It wasn't so much that Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg was

passed over to replace Hillary Clinton in the Senate that

so stung the Kennedy clan. It was that Tracy Flick was

chosen instead.

Barack the Magic Negro Turns Rush Limbaugh into

Hugo Chavez Supporter

In America, everyone is presumed innocent until

proven guilty, except Two-Face and Congressional

Republicans.

The Unexpurgated Bible #20

"And again I say unto you, It is easier for the First Family to

go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter

into the kingdom of God."

One would think President Obama could find someone who
is not a defense-contractor lobbyist, like William Lynn, to
be Deputy Defense Secretary. But to think that way would
betray a fundamental lack of understanding of the
military-industrial complex and how it works.

American Empire #42

National Security Secrets

"Hee, hee, hee! Stop, stop! That tickles!"

Rush Limbaugh Punished for Saying,

"We Have to Bend Over, Grab the Ankles"

The next time you hear someone pissing and

moaning about an episode of 'projectile vomiting',

tell them to remember Jackie Bibby.

"Did you see my name on the Forbes list of 'The 25

Most Influential Liberals in the U. S. Media'? Of

course not! The whole point of that list was to

create a red herring to throw everybody off the

scent of who really calls the shots in the media."

World's Worst Yobs #71

Bill O'Reilly

Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941? No, the arrest

of Rod Blagojevich on December 9, 2008.

It has been confirmed that John Thain can

walk, chew gum, and spend $1.2 million

redecorating his office, all at the same time.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #3

Jim Bunning

"See, I don't look a bit like the Wicked Witch

of the West, do I?"

Were Victor Frankenstein to build a monster which

would be the stereotypical 'Republican Fat Cat', it

would look just like Rush Limbaugh, wouldn't it?

Q: How many Democrats does it take to replace

a New York Senator?

A: First determine how many Aggies it takes to

change a light bulb, then multiply times two.

The Politico Illustrated #7

"Obama flashes irritation in press room visit"

The Potrzebie Prize #9

Chief Justice Receives Plaudits for

Original Understanding of the

Presidential Oath of Office

World's Worst Yobs #70

Brent Bozell

I Remember Dubya #2

When he learned how to interlace his

fingers, Dubya believed everybody

ought to know how to do it.

Sully Refuses to Give Hitch Tongue; Hitch Assaults

Sully with Salmonella-Tainted Peanut Butter Sandwich

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #2

David Vitter

Rush Limbaugh Joins Ayman al-Zawahiri and Osama

bin Laden in Hoping President Obama Fails

New President Passes First Test of Greatness,

the Illegible Signature

"Good grief! Who the hell threw their bubble gum

on the pavement way out here?"

Former French President Chirac Hospitalized

after Mauling by His Clinically-Depressed Poodle

What a fine day it was---no news, just rainbows.

New Breed of Hurdlers Attempting to Turn Sport into

Track and Field’s Most Barrier-Free, ADA-Compliant Event

Lefty Occupies White House, Gives Wingnuts

Reverse Twist

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1

Chris Buttars

Fratricides Together

"Can you believe how crowded it was

at Obama's inauguration? Those

Americans must be absolutely insane!"

Yes, the circle will be unbroken.

By and by, Lord, by and by.

That last inaugural ball must've been a doozy.

Grandma Obama was so proud. She had a right to be.

I Remember Dubya #1

By conservative estimate, the city of Dallas will

spend over $1 million a year to provide security

for the George Bush mansion in Preston Hollow.

Like a bad penny, Dubya will keep on turning up

for years to come.

"Down with up! Up with down!

Death to tweeners!"

"Yes, dear, it's hard to imagine why anyone would want

to drop 20 kilotons of neoconservatives on Tehran."

When in Mogadishu, it's OK to ask an insurgent why

trees are growing in the middle of the soccer stadium.

Just ask VERY politely.

"I don't want to alarm you, sir, but the last time someone

ignored the gorilla's request to turn off cell phones and

mute iPods, all hell broke loose."

"Bye-bye, Dick! So glad to see you go!"

Senator John Cornyn (R-TX) Delays Confirmation Vote

on Secretary of State-Designate, Makes Move to Succeed

George Bush as the Lone Star State's Emptiest Suit

Her eyes had seen the glory of the coming of Obama.

As his final act of madness, the outgoing

Vice President pretended he was FDR.

Barack Hussein Obama,

44th President of the United States

Because of a pulled back muscle and in a show of support

for his former chief of staff, Vice President Cheney will

attend today's historic inauguration aboard this stylish

and functional Senior Scooter.