Turducken

Shoeducken

Even after eight years as President of the United States,

George Bush still hadn't mastered "Here's the Church

and Here's the Steeple."

Nominee to Head Commodity Futures Trading Commission

Confirms He Won UMOC Contest All Four Years in College

Little Boy Wondering Whether He Will Have

a Big Gun When He Grows Up

And you were bitching about the amount of

political advertising in the United States.

Official Portrait Shows President Flipping Two Birds

in One Bush

Central Park, Home of World's Largest Snow Globe

Ohh Nooo!!! Yoko Ono

Abominable No-Man Sends Holiday

Greeting to President Bush

Hot Dog Hot-Dogging

Jethro the Basset Hound was thought to sympathize

with the skeptics of global warming.

Young Acolyte of the Sun Unconcerned

by Rick Warren's Inaugural Invocation

"Tell me again what I'm supposed to do

if they start throwing shoes."

Next year's Sarah Palin calendar features the governor

bagging Sherry Johnston, the mother of the father of her

first grandchild, on six felony drug charges.

Did Fearguth hear someone shout,

"It's time to Santatize your booty!"?

Fearguth Re-Entering the Blogosphere