Soupy Sales Has Risen from the Grave

Rats in your hair? Trump shows you how to get them out.

It's a reasonable fear, because if somebody yells, 

"Duck!" what are you going to do?

Mickey Roarke Sez:  "Do-it-yourself plastic surgery? 

It's not for sissies."

Inside the Devil's Triangle, Trump was looking pretty grim.

It's Stephen Bannon and The Falun Gong Show!

Catzilla On Acid

After Predator Was Domesticated

Are these Texas charmers wearing mums, or

are the mums wearing them?

Article III, Section 15 of Facebook's Community Standards

Policy Being Applied by Someone (Possibly Mark Zuckerberg)

 Wearing a Teleburqa

At the Trump rally in Dallas, Baptist Pastor Robert Jeffress

 looked like he was auditioning for a part in Caged Heat.

When Trump Heard Johnson & Johnson Is Recalling

Baby Powder

Tulsi Gabbard wants to know why anyone would say

she's a 'favorite of the Russians'.

Warning!  

Zuckerberg Ahead! 

Take Evasive Action!

Aggie Overboard!

Fools Rush In Where Even Aggies Fear to Tread

Once thought impossible, Kellyanne Conways has gotten 

uglier.

What Benjamin Franklin Said

Dirty Bird

Amigo Down

Nancy Pelosi Doing Her 'Dirty Harriet' Impression

Two Piñatas Walk Into a Bar

Kevin Cramer Sez:  "There's great motivation to get

 Trump's impeachment done by Christmas."

Count Chocula's full-face transplant didn't

turn out quite as he had hoped.

The Saharan Silver Ant can hotfoot it through the desert

 at 2.8 feet per second or, scaled up to human proportions, 

at 400 MPH. That's the speed at which Trump is currently

trying to elude Nancy Pelosi.

Perennial Best Seller

Did you know there are only 70 shopping days until Catmas?

Has Trump lost his veeblefetzer?

When Trump showed Obama the monster he found at the

 bottom of the Deep State, Obama calmly pointed out that

 Gary the Snail had royal blood and was a second cousin of

Patrick Star.

A Voice Crying in the Wilderness

That Look You Get on Your Face When You Hear

 Trump Say, "They've got a lot of sand over there."

 Snooty Turkey Refuses to Meet with Pence

Trump Says Kurdish Women 'No Charlie's Angels'

Rude Turkey Snubs Pence

If you didn't know better, you might think Rudy Giuliani

and Igor Fruman are identical twins, except Rudy

wears glasses.

That isn't a Crow's Foot at the corner of Trump's eye;

that's a Raven's Foot.

David Correia, Giuliani Pal, Gets a Thumbs-Up from 

Another Giuliani Pal

Suck On It, Dickhead!

"Pompeo has prided himself in bringing the State

 Department’s 'guffaws back'."

The Person Who Always Speaks on the Condition

 of Anonymity

"The work of those 'Three Amigos', as they came

 to call themselves — diplomats Gordon Sondland

 and Kurt Volker, plus Energy Secretary Rick 

Perry — has come to light in recent days."

Did you know Mick Mulvaney keeps his eyes open

and his arms crossed when he prays?

Constitutional Amendments Made Easy

Kim Jong-un Doing His Teddy Roosevelt 

Impression

John Bolton's cat is out of a job, too.  Sad!

World's Worst Yoobs #208

Ericka Andersen

Rudy Giuliani Sez:  "I know exactly where the money

 came from."

In the wild, there's nothing quite as fearsome as a

Spiteful Walrus.

And the Walls Come Tumbling Down

Joe Biden has only one Hunter.  Donald Trump has three.