Saturday, February 22, 2020

Surreal Donald Trump #1
Man with No Name Backs Mike Bloomberg, 
Wishes Trump Would Be 'More Genteel'
Michael Bloomberg has first-hand knowledge.
So does Bill Clinton.
A Tantalus for Our Time
The emperor had no clothes, but he did have feats of clay.
'Thug Putin' pairs nicely with 'Goon Trump'.
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #193

Friday, February 21, 2020

But the Iron Fist will be concealed inside a 
Cornelia James Velvet Glove.
Just Outside Bunkerville, Nevada
Like Chickenman, Anonymous was everywhere.
According to a reliable source, this six-pound bag
 of Fluker's Hermit Beach Sand is being seriously
 considered as the next Director of National 
Intelligence in the Trump Administration.
William Barr Talks Tough
In the latest presidential preference poll, this Joseph
Joseph Expandable Dish Drying Rack is running
ahead of all candidates in both the Republican
Party and the Democratic Party.
'Bloomberg has pumped an unprecedented 
$464 million of his own fortune so far into 
White House bid'

Thursday, February 20, 2020

'Mike's got to get his legs under him.'
Chickenman's Favorite T-Shirt

Wednesday, February 19, 2020

Try not to be a dummy, but if you just 
can't help being one, this is the
self-help book for you.
Bloombergian Trans-Partisan Fetishists Gathering with
Radical Moderates and Extreme Centrists in the
Middle of the Road in the Center of Town
When Stalin wore white and you wore black, your days
in the Politburo were numbered.
"I'm melting!" exclaimed the Wicked Wanker of the West.
So Precious
There's Gold in Them Thar Turds!
Why aren't there any Bay of Pigs Invasion re-enactors?
“I’m actually, I guess, the chief law enforcement 
officer of the country."
The Day Signund Freud Almost Smiled
They Call It 'Vorpal Hurling'
Sweet Nothings
"If Trump is a corruption fighter,
I'm a mosquito fighter."
Try to say "William Barr is a 'Man of the Highest
 Character and Unquestionable Integrity'" with a
 straight face.  See, it can't be done.  Even William
Barr can't do it.

Tuesday, February 18, 2020

The Unexpurgated Bible #176
And It Came to Pass in Those Days
Brown Bagger
"Corruption in Ukraine?  Bad!  
Corruption in U. S.?  Good!"
Somebody is putting brain bleach in Tom Cotton's
Ozarka again.
Trump Sez:  Louie Gohmert  is "so great, so tough, 
and so smart."
Stephen Miller Smuggles Immigrant from the 1950s
to Sing at His Wedding
One Size Fits All 2020 Presidential Campaign Poster
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #158
Andrew Sabitsky

Monday, February 17, 2020

Secretary Pompeo Unveils New 
Bison Outreach Initiative
Adventures in Aestheticism #240
The only thing craggier than Peter Navarro's face is 
a bowl of Ultimate Extra-Crunchy Onion Rings.

Sunday, February 16, 2020

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #793
Tracey Winbush
Karl Marx's Glamour Shot
Alice Now Advising Nevada Democrats on How to
Avoid Iowa Caucus Race Debacle
DOJ Underwater
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."
Ivanka Trump Doing Her Impression of Jane Fonda in
 Barefoot in the Park