‘Pocket Hose’ Demonstration on Fox & Friends Goes 

Horribly Awry; Brian Kilmeade Promises to Not Pull

It Out on Camera Ever Again

Gerard Depardoodoo Goes Galt, 

Becomes Putin's Poodlepoo

"Unlike Nancy Pelosi, there’s no facelift with me. 

I am who I is."

The Joy of Irony

Uh-oh, looks like Sister Michele is

dry humping the ottoman again.

Having recently undergone an Empathobotomy, Rep. 

Steven Palazzo (R-MS), whose Mississippi district is 

situated on the Gulf Coast and which received federal 

disaster relief for Hurricane Katrina in 2005, voted 

against a $9.7 billion relief package to victims of 

Hurricane Sandy.

Icelandair:  We Fly You to Iceland in Style and Comfort. 

Book Online Now!

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #453

Marion Hammer

One of the 70 different ingredients in a McRib sandwich 

is azodicarbonamide, "a flour-bleaching agent most 

commonly used in the manufacture of foamed 

plastics like gym mats and the soles of shoes."  But

this ingredient only accounts for its texture; it is not 

what gives the McRib its distinctive flavor.  That

is produced by the “pig bits like tripe, heart, and 

scalded stomach.”  

Residents of Gilmer, Texas, in Mourning After Maggie

Gallagher Announces the Retirement of Her 17-Year-Old

Syndicated Column

World's Worst Yobs #274

Phelim McAleer

A new study out of Texas A&M shows that 

homicides are up 7% to 9% in the 23 states which 

have passed 'Stand Your Ground' laws since 2005. 

Is anyone surprised?

"I've noticed that the reaction to my on-screen rants

 has fallen off of late, so I've decided to supplement 

them with some really irate shadow puppetry."

"What's it like, Mr. Sullivan, to be one out of 

7,089,324,045 people living on one out of 

100,000,000,000 planets in the Milky Way Galaxy?"

To pay $19.99 a year for full access to Andrew 

Sullivan on the Internet would be what is 

commonly called 'a senseless act of violence'.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #452

Glenn Grothman

"But John, as much as you would like for me to perform

'sexual intracourse', it's just not physically possible."

BBC Reporter Claims to Have Found Scientologists’ 

‘Alien Space Cathedral’ Inside Tom Cruise's Head

House GOP Leaders Adopt New Color-Coded Voting

Alert System:  Green Necktie = Yes, Red Necktie = No

Breaking News Mashups #6

'Scientists Find House GOP Leader's Blood 

in Ancient Gourd'

"Where's the rest of me?"

It's hard to imagine a more absurd way of dying than

being crushed to death in a human stampede.

Would 2013 be the year when he found out what an 

'Open Marriage' with Newt Gingrich might be like?

If milk goes over the cliff, will cookies follow?

Although David Rivera (R-FL) went down to defeat in 

the November elections, it's never too late in Fearguth's

 world to celebrate the political demise of one of the

most corrupt of Marco Rubio's BFF's.

Dana Loesch is a:

(1) “Nationally Recognized 

Conservative Talk Radio Host”

(2) “Speaker for the Tea Party 

Movement”

(3) "CNN Contributor"

(4) "Indentured Servant in Limbo”

(5) "Disgrace to the Female Gender"

(6) All of the Above.

Dick Armey Diagnosed with a Terminal Case of

Moral Mange