Rise and Shine!  It's Caturday!

Trump Sez:  "If Biden wins, maybe I'll have to

leave the country."

Shocker!

"Captain, we seem to have sprung a leak."

A Public Service Announcement from

Dr. Zaius

Mask Up and Vote #54

"QAnon?  What's that?"

Trump asked innocently.

Mask Up and Vote #53

Trump's Gonna Need a Bigger Fist

What the headline doesn't reveal is that they started

the fire by rubbing two sticks together.

On the Road to Herd Immunity in Iowa

When Music Takes a Wrong Turn and

Ends Up on Skid Row

Remember when words had power?

Mask Up and Vote #52

When you met this Proud Boy on the street, you didn't

know whether to salute, recite the Pledge of Allegiance,

or sing 'The Star-Spangled Banner'.

Still Life of God with iPhone 12

Trump Pleads Desperately for Women to Love Him

If he had been a television producer in the 1950s, 

Leave It to Rodan would have been his #1 project.

Amy Coney Barrett Is Pretty Spooky

Mask Up and Vote #51

Trish Scalia, Wife of Secretary of Labor, Sits Next to 

Kellyanne Conway in White House Rose Garden, 

Gets Cooties, Also COVID-19

Like Russian Roulette, But Deadlier

Warm Scuzzies #976

Fred Hawkins

Amy Coney Barrett Under Oath

Flag Desecration #122

Mask Up and Vote #50

"So why did you decide to play shortstop?" 

she asked knowingly.

Trump Inducted into Hall of Supervillains

Mask Up and Vote #49

Should they be called 'Trumpers', 'Trumpnkins', 

'Trumpniks',  'Trumpsters', 'Disease Vectors', 

or 'Dipshits'?

Martha McSally and Donald Trump,

Thumb Fetishists

World's Worst Jobs #156

Walrus Impersonator

Have maskless GOPers developed

herd immunity yet?

Mitch McConnell hasn't been to the White House in

two months.  It looks and sounds like he's about to 

dry up and blow away.

Oh Bury Me Not Under Old Cliches #20

How to Pack the Supreme Court

Mask Up and Vote #48