Even Bill O'Reilly realizes that Glenn Beck

has stripped his gears and is a shiftless

no-count brain-dead hayseed.

The stimulus bill has passed.

These guys are shovel ready.

Are you?

GOPers Hang Together on Stimulus

"We understand you've changed the name

of your company from Blackwater to Xe and

you wish to be referred to from now on as the

'CEO Formerly Known as Prince'."

Bipartisan Ship Sinks, Torpedoed by Fuck U-Boat

How Kate Obenshain Dresses When She
Performs 'Barack the Magic Negro' for

Her Wealthy Patrons on the James River

Plantations

Flag Desecration #15

Karl Rove and Chris Wallace Lead Graduates of

Quail Hunting School in a Fair and Balanced Bit

of Birdsnuffing

Lawmakers Question Bankers on Bailout; Bankers

Remind Lawmakers of Campaign Contributions

TARP Gang of Eight Refuses to Drink Bottled Water

Furnished by the House Financial Services Committee

Rash from Judd Gregg's Flip-Flops Emboldens GOP

Senator Judd Gregg has become such a legend that the

state of New Hampshire expects a surge of immigrants

who say they want to live closer to such a great man.

Defending his vote against the stimulus bill, John Boehner

cried out, "This legislation falls woefully short!" And then

he collapsed on the House floor, weeping uncontrollably.

Big Brave Barnes Blasts Bitsy Birdie

Still Life with Leaning Sack of Shit,

Portmanteau, and Three-Finger Salute

Jason Takes Time Out to Wish You

a Very Merry Friday the 13th

Bush’s First Post-Presidency Speaking Engagement to Be

in Canada's Northernmost Town, Two Degrees Above the

Arctic Circle

When Joe the Plumber tried to wrap his mind

around $1 trillion, he couldn't. He then tried

$1 billion. Couldn't do that either. So he tried

$1 million. Nope, no luck. Finally, he tried to

wrap his mind around $1,000. It was a stretch,

but he did it.

After days of wandering in the bipartisan wilderness,

Senator Gregg finally found his way out.

World's Worst Yobs #75

Juan Williams

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #14

James Inhofe

Stewart Parnell, owner and president of the

Peanut Corporation of America, refused to

testify to Congress on Wednesday when asked

about his scheme to secretly sell toxic assets

to the American people.

Learn the secrets of salmonella production on the next

episode of How It's Made, only on the Science Channel.

Aqua Fortis

And he's really pissed, because

Big Sister is watching him.

How Patrick Gavin Reacted When Asked,

"Do You Think You Look Pretty in Pink?"

Interior of World's First Christian Church Noted

for Its Understated Religious Iconography

Marc Ambinder Fattens Up from

Sucking at the Teat of Anonymous

'Administration Officials'

But if you live in surreality, as some do,

coal is not only clean, but soft and fluffy.

I Remember Dubya #7

As much as he wanted to blend in with

the boys, Dubya always stood out like

a sore thumb.

Republicans say they see long-term victory in their defeat

on the stimulus plan. Here's what they'll be driving in 2040

as they celebrate their victory: the Hush Puppie Hybrid

Rear Admiral Slippermobile.

"Take it from a Wookiee, dude, bipartisanship rulez!"

Imagine Michelle Malkin live-blogging in the first century

and Jesus has just said, "Seest thou these great buildings?

there shall not be left one stone upon another, that shall

not be thrown down." What would her headline be?

"Savior Holds First Fear-Mongering Press Conference"

What does the length of your fingers say about your

personality? Like so many of his fellow Baby Boomers,

Bill Clinton has probably never given this question the

attention it deserves.

Although the 2012 elections are almost four years

from now, a new poll showing that Joe Lieberman

will be crushed by his Democratic opponent is like

chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes, and gravy:

comfort food for the soul.

"Don't let my size fool you. I used to be MUCH bigger

before I swallowed my pride."

Stock Market Depressed After Reading

Geithner's Adventures in Paulsonland

Fans Shocked When Bodybuilder Admits

to Using Performance-Enhancing Drugs

Tzipi and the Pinhead

Janitor Misplaces Rag Mop, Wins Prize at Dog Show

Drudge Report Funnies #23

"Obama Shows Republicans teeth..."

New Hair Design Makes You Invisible

to Enemy Radar

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #13

Eric Cantor

Stormy Daniels May Challenge David Vitter

to Louisiana Roll-in-the-Hay Ride

Become a blogger and you could be the star of

Slumblog Billionaire!

"From 2003 to 2007, George, I was Lieutenant-Governor of

Maryland, but that was government work, not a real job."

Ugly Drunk Crashes British Academy of Film and

Television Arts Awards Ceremony

Does it make sense that Michael Steele would

pay his sister $37,000 in 2007 to cover late fees

on a movie she rented in 2002?

A big hit on Broadway at the moment is You're Welcome

America: a Final Night with George W. Bush, starring Will

Ferrell. Among other things the show features a graphic

illustration of what the director calls “an anonymous but

age-appropriate public domain Internet penis.” What you

see above isn't that. What you see above is the tallest

skyscraper in Dubai.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #12

John Ensign