Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #102

The Lonely Conservative

"Obama," Newt Gingrich says,  "is the most serious radical

threat to traditional America ever to occupy the White House."

If what Newt says were only true!

WaPo Readers Tired of Eating Brauchli

"The bottom line is, whose side are you on Libyan

 war opponents? Are you on Gaddafi's side or

are you on America's side?"

When a Christian, like Governor Sam Brownback, gives you

a look like this, you'd better duck and cover.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #310

Sam Trombley

The Politico Illustrated #14

"GOP Senators sport matching Sears sucker suits"

Governor Perry's Tone Deafness with Latinos Blamed on

Immoderate Consumption of Shotsicles Made from Ay,

Chihuahua! Sotol, the Mexican Equivalent of

White Lightning

Senator Paul Really Cleans Up at CPAC with His Galt 360

Microfiber Duster®.

Chairman of Federal Reserve Considering

Appeal to Thousand-Handed Goddess of

Mercy to Help Accelerate Slow-Growth

Economic Recovery

Thaddeus McCotter (R-MI) to Enter Ames Straw Poll as

Republican with 'Most Biblical-Sounding and

Apostolic Name'

Petraeus Backs 'More Than the Normal' Interrogations,

Such as 'Rectal Indexing'

Inasmuch as minority babies now outnumber white infants in

the US, one might assume that Christian Rightists, who are

99% white, would be in favor of Planned Parenthood.  But,

such an assumption presumes a modicum of rationality

which the Christian Right apparently doesn't possess.

"The secret of Bachmann's success," Matt

Taibbi writes, "is that every time you laugh

at her, she gets stronger."  Have we already

forgotten what happened back in the 1950s,

when people laughed at Nancy Archer?

Top Pawlenty Aides Working for Peanuts

"Mathematically, I am very different from

normal politicians. I, for instance, don't

believe two plus two equals four, and normal

consultants find that very hard to deal with."

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #117

Kathleen McKinley, Kevin Jackson, and Michelle Lancaster

John McCain had been in the Senate so long that when he

used the UFIA gesture in stereo, no one seemed to notice.

And even if someone had noticed, no one seemed to care.

Warm Scuzzies #194

Sean Duffy

Opinions differ, but a good case could be made that this

home-made Libyan rocket launcher is even more 'fly' than

the Cyclotrode, featured in the 1946 Republic Pictures serial,

The Crimson Ghost.

There are two types of rightist deceivers: (1) those who

accidentally forget to check the relevant facts before

making stuff up and (2) those who deliberately ignore

the relevant facts before making stuff up.

"Pardon me, Ms. Reagan, but the GOP is looking for a

savior in the 2012 presidential race.  Interested?"

Contrary to what you may have heard, that second---

$1 million---line of credit at Tiffany & Co. wasn't

for Callista.

Adventures in Lexicology #4

Aarping (/ˈɑrpɪŋ/), v.  When an organization
representing the interests of retired persons
starts talking about Social Security cuts just
for the hell of it. [The American Association
of Retired Persons was very popular with
the elderly until it started aarping.]

Half-Governor Reportedly Quits Bus Tour Halfway Through

Perv Hides in Portapotty Tank at Yoga Festival,
Claims to Be Sewer Alligator

Wimbledon to Victoria Azarenka

(aka 'Soviet Screamer'):
"Stop Grunting at 95 Decibels!"

Only two Miss USA contestants attribute the changes in

Bristol Palin's face to Evolution. The other 49 attribute

the changes to Intelligent Design.

Liar's 'Pants on Fire' Blamed for

Igniting Massive Arizona Blaze

Idaho Repubican State Senator John McGee

Gets Drunk,

Steals Truck,

Wrecks It,

Takes Nap,

Decides to Not Run for Governor

Rude Rhymes #50

Deep Snorts

Neal Boortz

People who like their Kool-Aid more 'chewy'

say the fried version is much better than

the fried version of Hawaiian Punch.

Reggie Brown Sez:  "Those Republicans loved my racist jokes.

I had some organizers when I left the stage in New Orleans

say, 'Heckuva job, Brownie!'"

Greedheads Galore #11

Gregg Engles

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #101

The Reaganite Republican

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #116

Warner Todd Huston and Andrew Breitbart

Fourteen million Americans say watching John Boehner and

Barack Obama play golf helps keep their minds off the fact

that they're unemployed.

Warm Scuzzies #193

Harlan Crow

For Mormons Who Convert to Judaism

Some say Mitt Romney has an 'Empty Mormonism Problem'.

And it's contagious.

Rabbis Demand Stoning of

'Reincarnated' Dog

Let's be merciful and just call it, AIRBUST.

Jon Huntsman still trying to decide whether to run for President

as an 'inside outsider' or an 'outside insider'.

Sunday Morning Talk Show

As it turned out, Cain killed Abel because he was suspected

of being a Muslim.

Those who know George Allen call this his 'Macaca Gaze'.