See-Through Tadpoles

See-Through Frog

See-Through Politician

When Mr. McDonald's refuses to shake hands with Mr. Red Bull,

you know it must be time for another episode of Family Feud.

Model Refuses to Leave Runway,

Claims Squatter's Rights

"Do you hear me, Iowa? I am the candidate of

Strengthiness, Truthiness, and Changeiness!"

Spontaneous Papal Combustion

Ursologists agree: giant pandas wrote the book on relaxation.

Like most mothers, Melissa Fyfe puts the welfare of

her dependents above her own.

"I just got a call from Ayn Rand on my cell phone. She says

Hell's a real hoot, but that Satan thinks Atlas Shrugged

is the worst novel ever written."

Four out of five doctors say that the first word

which comes to mind when they see Howie Kurtz

is 'smarmy'. The fifth doctor says 'unctuous'.

Opponents of Bilingual Signage Lodge Complaint with

City of North Vancouver

Why There Are Lawyer Jokes

If someone tells you the Earth isn't inhabited by aliens

from Outer Space, don't believe it. Here's all the proof you

need: the annual procession through the streets of Lima, Peru,

marking the anniversary of the earthquake back in the 1700s

that destroyed Lima but left a painting of the Purple Christ intact.

Huckleberry Finn

Huckleberry Thien

Throne House, South Korea

Trained seals do this for a lot less money.

Turkey's leaders--Tayyip, Hayati, Kursad, and Zafer--

vote unanimously to change their names to Peter,

Andrew, James, and John.

"Congratulations, Cathymanka Marika! You have been

chosen, along with your assistant, Gapala Yumupingu,

to direct the University Park Outreach Program of the

new George W. Bush Presidential Library."

"I'll be damned! These glasses do make

everything look like an Eskimo Pie."

Hamid Karzai Goes Forth to Water the Seeds of Democracy

"So you never graduated from medical school, eh? I guess

that explains why you called this a faith-based operation."

"If you can read this, thank a 50-foot teacher."

Mudslide Slim Shows How It's Done at the

2007 Q4 FReepathon

"It's a beautiful mornin', Ahhh,

I think I'll go outside a while,

An jus' smile."

"It's absolutely despicable the way the Democrat Party

uses soldiers and children as political props!"

"How much longer before you decide waterboarding

amounts to torture, Mr. Mukasey?"

Archbishop Daniel DiNardo Appointed First

Texas Cardinal, Applauded by Pope Benedict

for His Way with Supplicants

Contrary to popular belief, rightists don't attack just any

child on S-CHIP. They only attack when their weight

advantage is at least 10-1.

The South African National Defence Force is probing whether

a software glitch led to a malfunction of one of OCP's

ED-209s that killed nine soldiers and seriously injured

14 others during a shooting exercise on Friday.

"Listen up," said the disciple of Mark Hemingway. "If

your target is a two-year-old girl, like Bethany Wilkerson,

there's mudslinging involved. Sure, it's a dirty job, but

somebody has to do it."

"Can you believe it? I'm an absolute imbecile and

24% of the American people still think I'm doing

a heckuva job!"

"Better hop aboard, Gordon, or you'll be late for World War III!"

"I am revelant!"

Pentagon Unveils Newest Weapon in the

Global War on Terror: the Trojan Cock

Take one look at Mark Hemingway and you understand

why his parents never allowed him to be used as a prop

in a political debate.

Sarko the Giant Dumps Second Wife After

Steamy Affair with Rainy Day Woman

George Bush Sprinting to the End of His Presidency

He couldn't believe she was dumb enough to

wear flip-flops in the snow.

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Can you believe the same state which produces

Wild Turkey Bourbon also produces jake leg

senators like Mitch McConnell?

"Remember, my child, a rainbow has nothing to do with Noah

and the flood. It is just an optical and meteorological

phenomenon that causes a spectrum of light to appear

in the sky when the Sun shines onto droplets of

moisture in the Earth's atmosphere."

Only The Big Cheese make it to the mountaintop.

Cat and Mouse Playing Games

After President Bush heard his approval rating had

fallen to 24%, he almost swallowed his stiff upper lip.

"It is hard to deny what Republicans are--a bunch of bitter,

nasty, petty, snarling, sneering, vicious thugs, peering through

people’s windows so they can make fun of their misfortune."

Thus saith John Cole, lifelong Republican and

Pajamas Media blogger.

"Barbacoa! Chili Con Carne! Tacos Al Carbon!

Carne Asada! Fajitas! Do you understand what

I'm saying, El Toro?"

Public Urinal Faces Jail Time for Swearing

at Pennsylvania Piddler

Polar Bear Celebrating Al Gore's Nobel Peace Prize Shortly

Before Being Clubbed by Rightist Storm Troopers