"Oh, we're face swappers: I have hers and she has mine."
Saturday, October 27, 2012
"Some gays are actually having children born to them.
It’s not right on paper. It’s not right in fact. Every
child has a right to a mother and father. And don't
forget: in today's Republican Party, I'm a severe
Friday, October 26, 2012
John Sununu would have preferred to back a presidential
candidate who was an Arab-American of Greek, Lebanese,
and Palestinian descent, but he had to settle for a white
Mormon centimillionaire, instead.
If elected, Mitt Romney promises to
name Meat Loaf as his White House
[From the way Romney is laughing,
'America the Beautiful' must be
funnier than 'Wooly Booly', as
performed by Sam the Sham
& the Pharaohs.]
Etymologically, 'senator' means 'old man'.
Josh Mandel, Republican candidate for sen-
ator from Ohio, is 35. With life expectancy
for a male in the United States at 76, Josh
Mandel is not qualified to be an 'old man'.
Thursday, October 25, 2012
Muscle Max Sez: "For Paul Ryan to even bring up
the subject of poverty is an indication of a bad
conscience, a sign of weakness. To him I say,
'Keep transforming your body with the P90X
Workout and STFU about poor people!'"
"Is it just me, or aren't we all feeling like it's 1943, when
this battleship, the USS Wisconsin, was commissioned
four years before I was born and twenty years before
my father didn't march with Martin Luther King, Jr.?"
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
"So what if I've been hit by the Florida Ethics Commission
with 11 counts of violating state rules! Here in Florida, the
minimum number of violations required to unseat a sitting
Republican is 12."
"It says right here that Satan is convincing many in
our land that they can form a marriage between the
same gender. My, how God must be sad about this.
He has a controversy with the inhabitants of this
land, and until we reject those evils, we shall
suffer accordingly. We wonder why we’re
suffering economically, why we’re suffering
the moral decay, and now they want to take
away that natural union between a man and
woman that’s called family.”
After the third presidential debate, the American people
had a better understanding of why Mitt Romney had
introduced Paul Ryan in front of the USS Wisconsin
on August 11, 2012: it was a subliminal message about
the Navy of the Future.
The Log Cabin Republicans have endorsed Mitt Romney,
saying, "On issues of particular concern to the LGBT
community, we believe Governor Romney will move
our balls forward compared to past Republican
Richard Mourdock Sez: "And I think even when life
begins in that horrible situation of rape, that it is
something that God intended to happen. What I
said was, in answering the question from my
position of faith, I said I believe that God creates
life. I believe that as wholly and as fully as I can
believe it. That God creates life. Are you trying
to suggest that somehow I think that God pre-
ordained rape? No, I don't think that. That's sick.
Twisted. That's not even close to what I said.
What I said is that God creates life."