Donald Trump Sez: "I have a great

 relationship with the chumps."

"Old Trumpettes, come blow your horns.

The sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn."

Haven't we seen this pig somewhere before?

The Last Thing a Chicken McNugget Ever Sees

Things That Make Your Skin Crawl #11

Trump Sex Tape

Orange Mandarin from Utah Says He'll Vote for Trump

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #93

Charles Wasko

In the Heat of the Night

The Wolf Speaks

The Politico Illustrated #48

'Trump jumps into the gutter'

"Why the long power tie, Donald?"

"It makes me look slimmer."

Sulking Into Darkness

"Unlike you, my little Golden Lion, Gary Johnson, the 

Wizard of Buzz, does not look up to any foreign leader."

One doesn't need Rosetta Stone® to figure

this out.

Official Theme Song of the Trump Campaign

On the cover of Newsweek, Donald Trump shows

you how to hold your mouth when pronouncing

the word, 'Cuba'.

Miss Alternate Universe

'Trump Violated the U.S. Hugging Embargo Against Cuba'

Kwik Guide to Trump Debate Faces

Can you tell which presidential candidate has been told,

 "If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding!"?

"Not paying taxes makes me smart.  Like Leona

Helmsley said,  'We don't pay taxes. Only the little 

people pay taxes'."

Asked to name a world leader he admires, Gary Johnson

has another 'Rick Perry Oops Moment'.

The Shortest Distance Between Two Points

Trump's Playbook for the Next

Presidential Debate

Up, Up, and Away in My Beautiful Balloon

"In one hour, I will say, 'Not paying taxes makes me 

smart', but if you quote me on this, I'll deny it an hour 

after that."

"Next up on Face the Press:  Clint Eastwood will be 

interviewing a chair stained by a small patch of brown 

liquid that believes Trump's debate performance 

was 'definitely big league'."

The Unexpurgated Bible #141

"Wherefore seeing Trump compassed about with so great 

a cloud of witnesses, let Hillary run with patience the race

that is set before her."

Giuliani Recommends New Debate Strategy for 

Donald Trump: Don't Show Up

To men, he's Buck Sexton, but to women, he's Sex Buckton.

"I may not smile as much as Hillary, but I'm more attractive."

Pepé Le Trump doesn't understand why Hillary was

so mean to him last night.

The Golden Sniffer can smell a benjamin a mile away.

Remember 'Male Chauvinist Pigs'? Well, they're 

still around, only much older.

This photo of Trump's briefs taken after last night's 

debate highlights his lack of self-control.

"Of course I can fly!  I just don't want to right now."

It ain't easy being a seven-figure lobbyist.  Ask John Boehner.

Kellyanne Conway Applauds Trump for Not Bringing Up Bill 

Clinton's Sex Scandals and for Not Speaking in French

In The Art of Manliness, there are Five Don'ts of 

Conversation. The first of these is 'Don't Interrupt'. 

Donald Trump has obviously never learned this.

Trump 'Kanyes' Clinton 51 Times During Debate;

Taylor Swift Says She Knows What That's Like

Neologist Says He Had Steve Stockman in Mind When He 

Coined the Word 'Meathead'

Defective Mike Denies Responsibility for Trump's

Poor Debate Performance

Nazi Era Time Capsule Opened, Contents Include 

Coins, Photos, Newspapers, and Mysterious Hat

According to Kellyanne Conway, Trump doesn't 

lie; he just speaks without knowing the truth. 

In other words, he just makes shit up.

One of Donald Trump's favorite gestures is the

Three-Eared Sphincter.  There's a reason for that.

Hillary's Debate Prep Included This 

Stand-In for Trump

Mike Ditka?  No shitka!

Trump Campaign Says Media Should 

Not Be Fact-Checkers, Because 'We Have 

No Facts to Check'

Q:  Whose political predictions are always 

only slightly less wrong than Bill Kristol's?

A:  Ross Douthat's.

Try to imagine Michelle Obama embracing Dick Cheney.

Try to imagine anybody embracing Dick Cheney.