Chuck Grassley Sinking Beneath a

Wave of His Own Bullshit

Chicken Nuggets, like Pink Slime,

have joined the Mystery Meat Club.

Representative Renee Ellmers (R-NC) 

Needed Her Paycheck During the 

Government Shutdown Before She

Didn't Need It

Boehner's Testicle-Eating Fish Starves

World's Worst Yoobs #140

Beth Reinhard

Warm Scuzzies #430

Dr. Perrin Dobyns

"It's pronounced 'Noi-ga-bower'.  It's German for 

'Just Another Texas Asshole'."

The Deep-Fried Cuban Roll at the State Fair of Texas

is certified to be 100% Rafael Cruz-free.

The Apotheosis of a Self-Righteous Orwellian Zebra Queef

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #25

ACT! for America - Memphis

Spook Spooked

Cruz Crazed

The government shutdown is forcing Arkansas kids to kill 

squirrels and cook them in popcorn poppers, like Mike 

Huckabee did when he needed nutritional assistance.

John Boehner Serenades Ted Cruz

"Pull the string and I'll wink at you,

I'm your puppet.

I'll do funny things if you want me to, 

I'm your puppet.

Pull them little strings and I'll turn you some flips, 

I'm your puppet.

Your every wish is my command,

All you got to do is wiggle your little hand,

I'm your puppet."

It's rumored that Bill O'Reilly's next book will 

focus on the pre-Socratic philosophers, with 

particular emphasis on the Eleatic School.

Rightbloggers and Other 

Internet Biohazards #141

Rand Paul Review

House Republican 'Vindicated in the End'

Dean Chambers Sez:  "Barack is gay and I'm a eunuch."

[Unskewing polls must be tough on the testicles.]

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #522

Rick Joyner

Mars Rover Anaesthetized by Government Shutdown

King Shit of Fuck Mountain

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #86

Death Warmed Over 2:  Rise of the Levinite Republic

Official Face of the Government Shutdown

Official Popcorn of the NSA

American Empire #56

GOP Exceptionalism

Pope John Paul II Gets Cannonized

Congressman John Culberson (R-TX) Consults Anal

Oracle for a Foretaste of Teahadist Paradise

Is this what Jehovah had in mind when He created man?

NeoSlavers Raise Giant Confederate Battle Flag

Near Capital of Virginia

Hitler's Ghost Scares NRA Lobbyist Off

NBC Sports Network

Dallas County sheriff's deputies will soon be executing

warrants in their very own Mine Resistant Ambush

Protected (MRAP) Armored Personnel Carrier, a vehicle

designed to withstand “ballistic arms fire, mine fields, 

IEDs, and Nuclear, Biological and Chemical 

environments.”  Zombie Apocalypse?  Bring it on!

Here's an idea:  tie Alan Simpson's and Lynne Cheney's tails

together and lock them in a dark room.  Sounds like fun!

This Republican looks like he could use a furlough.