"Don't cry, Miss Lindsey, don't cry!"

Electus Interruptus!

Jeb Bush Pulls Out of Presidential Race

After their secret meeting in the closet, Cruz and 

Carson disagreed who should come out first.

"Build a bridge out of him!" exclaimed 

the Pope with glee.

The problem with Jeb's gun is that it only fires blanks.

Great Wall of Trump

On February 18, 2006, Bildungblog was born.  That was

30,607 posts ago.  Fighting ignorance and stupidity is a 

noble cause, but as Cecil Adams says,  "It's taking longer

 than we thought."

Every time Chinless Mitch opened his mouth, all he could 

say was "Bafflegab, Bafflegab, Bafflegab!"

Mary Lou Bruner believes Barack Obama supported his

 drug habit as a young man by being a bisexual prostitute. 

Naturally, she's running as a Republican for the Texas

 State Board of Education.

Over at World Net Daily: 'OBAMA-POINDEXTER 

PICS FUEL SCALIA SUSPICIONS'

Something There Is That Doesn't Love a Wall

Moai Doing His Full Monty Impression

Michele Bachmann says she never goes

out into today's crazy world without

her straitjacket.

“Sleeping around was my personal Vietnam. 

I feel like a great and very brave soldier.”

Stan Laurel Sues Donald Trump for

Trademark Violation

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #653

Rick Wiles

Ivana Trump says sleeping with The Donald

was her own personal Vietnam.

Donald Trump After Mind Melding with 

Michael Savage

Only three men are famous for wearing their underwear

outside of their clothes: Batman, Superman and 

Donald Trump.

Tony Scalia's Muffled Last Words

"I dissent: this is NOT a Boll & Branch Pleated Pillowcase!"

Fighter says ISIS' finances have taken

a beating because it has been using the 

same accountant as Kanye West.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #652

Mike Murdock

Mike Murdock Sez:  “Every garden has a snake. 

Who would I want to kill the snake in my garden? 

Swami Trumpinanda!”

World's Worst Yoobs #163

Emily Elkins

"Donald Trump's liberal orthodoxy is making me

have tired blood."

Tony Scalia Sez:  "The Devil is real. I'm hunting with him."

"Wanna see my new Jeb! tat?"

World's Worst Yobs #349

R. R. Reno

"For comedic balance, I thought I'd put Tony Scalia, a dead 

ringer for Lou Costello, on the Court. Maybe then we can 

decide 'Who's on First?'."

Contrary to what Donald Trump says, Ted Cruz can lie

and then hold up the Bible.

The Treachery of Images, Part Deux

This Is Not Tony Scalia Smoking a Pipe.

Little Known Fact #61

Justice Scalia's Assassin Traveled to Cibolo Creek Ranch 

Through Jade Helm 15's Walmart Tunnels

Buy It Now on Etsy!

"Remember 'Iron Deficiency

Anemia'?"

"My gut feeling is that Scalia was murdered."

On this Valentine's Day, remember: anyone shot by Cupid's 

arrow is filled with uncontrollable desire.

"I'm sick and tired of Obama blaming my brother. 

I'm sick and tired of Trump going after my family. 

I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired."

"Is that the venue of the Clockwork Orange House of Fun 

Barbed Wire Steel Cage Death Match?"

"No, last night's GOP debate."

Jim Gilmore's decision to drop out of the presidential race 

causes an iceberg to collide with Antarctica, killing

150,000 penguins.