Trump Tower of Lies Is Crumbling

To be more credible, this WaPo headline should read,

 'As a willing warrior for Trump, Sarah Sanders

 struggles to attain credibility'.

When he began to transmogrify before their very eyes,

people were more inclined to believe that Alex Jones was,

 as he claimed, the target of an interplanetary conspiracy.

Warm Scuzzies #802

Michael O'Donnell

Drinking Joe Crow, especially on Caturday, came naturally

 to the Cat in the Hat.

They Call It 'Immoral Clarity'

Mike Pence’s Doctor Abruptly Resigns, Says 

It Would Be Sacrilegious to Touch Such a 

Holier-Than-Thou Person

Handmaid's Protesters Beginning to Get on

Bre Payton's Nerves

World's Worst Yoobs #200

Bre Payton

Missouri Lawmakers Set Special Session to Consider Ways 

to Remove Embedded Tick

Whaddya mean, 'will stop'?  Americans 'have stopped'.

Eric Bolling to Join Mark Levin and Michelle Malkin 

in Conservative Review TV Exile; "I Enjoy the Sound

of Myself Preaching to the Choir," He Says

The Unexpurgated Bible #159

"And when Giuliani had cried with a loud voice, 

he said, 'Trump, into thy hands I commend my spirit': 

and having said thus, he gave up the ghost."

As the Whited Sepulchre prayed, 

the Grape of Wrath fermented.

The Trump Administration is like The Godfather,

except it's the Three Stooges version.

'Trump Place' Sign Finds New Home

It's what George W. Plunkitt would have called

 'Honest Grift'.

"Daniels-Schmaniels! To paraphrase Ron Ziegler, my

 predecessor: 'This is my operative statement about that 

woman. All of the other statements I've made about her 

are now inoperative."

"Hello, this is the White House."

"I would like to speak to Mr. Trump or Mr. Giuliani."

"I'm sorry, but they're in a meeting right now."

Adventures in Aestheticism #20

Rudy Giuliani Sez: "I guess Jared Kushner is a

fine man, you know that. But men are, you know,

 disposable, but a fine woman like Ivanka? 

Come on.”

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #175

Night of the Living Ghouliani

Carrey On, Jim!

Slavery wasn't a choice, but Kanye West playing the

Trumpnik fool is.

If Trump paid Stormy Daniels $130,000 to stop her lies, 

how much do you suppose it would cost to stop Trump's

 lies?

"I'm here to announce that big data and psychographics

have lost their power.  Therefore, Cambridge Analytica

is no more."

Great Comedy Is Timeless

Report: Cheese Held in North Korea

 Has Been Moved

Joe Arpaio, Mike Pence's 'Champion of the Law'

Chicken Snake

Doctor Harold Bornstein Says Trump Dictated His Own 

Medical Report

Whiteworld #57

Emmett Flood is believed to be the whitest lawyer

Trump has hired so far.

Oh, somewhere in this favored land 

the sun is shining bright,

The band is playing somewhere, 

and somewhere hearts are light;

And somewhere men are laughing, 

and somewhere children shout,

But there is no joy in Mudville, 

mighty Ty Cobb has struck out.

Warm Scuzzies #801

Brian Kemp

Six Rocks Is Three Rocks Too Many

"Why so much redacting?" Trump asked censoriously.

British Royal Mint Releases Official Trumpless 

Commemorative Coin

Trump's bowling technique is a combination of the 

cranker, stroker, and spinner styles. It's called the

 Happy Hooker.

Adventures in Aestheticism #19

Adventures in Aestheticism #18

Warm Scuzzies #800

Pasquale 'Nino' Perrotta

I Believe in the Golden Rule. 

The Man with the Gold ... Rules.

What Happens in the White House

Stays in the White House

"As Matt Schlapp has pointed out, it says right

here, written by the finger of God, 'Thou

shalt not mock, especially Trumpniks'."

Do you know SHS stands for 'Sarah Huckabee Sanders', 

DJT stands for 'Donald John Trump', and IT stands for 

'Ivanka Trump'?  Matt Schlapp does.

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #195

Matt Schlapp and Raúl Labrador

As Jacob Wohl demonstrates, when smoking a turd, 

gloves are recommended.

Famous Bear Never Knew 'Smokey Eye' Was an Insult

Uncle Sam and the Tar Baby

Tennessee Legislature Votes to Erect Jerry Sexton

Backpfeifengesicht Memorial on Capitol Grounds