Saturday, November 24, 2012

Paint France's 'riot gendarmes' white, and they look 
like stormtroopers straight out of Star Wars.
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #157
Cal Thomas and Jonah Goldberg
Is it a good idea to put cops on the street
who resemble NeoNazi Skinheads?
When you see its tongue up close, you understand why
it's inadvisable to French-kiss a butterfly.

Friday, November 23, 2012

Hugger or Mugger?
And then, when Rep. Scott DesJarlais (R-TN) told the reporter, 
"I am human", the interview became downright scary.
"I Pledge Allegiance to the Flag," 
Said the GOP Lawmaker
Mammon Orgiasts Ignite Great $2 Wafflemaker War 
of 2012
Occupy Best Buy!
Willard, Joe Wilson's Pet Rat
Warm Scuzzies #346
Alliance Resource Partners
"Homeland Security Has Spent $430 Million on Radios
 Its Employees Don’t Know How to Use"
Sign of the Times #31
Podhoretz the Dumber Mistaken for Post
Satan Becomes Latest Fox News Contributor

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Warm Scuzzies #345
Sam Koivisto
National Best-Seller
"Yes, Sasha and Malia, I was re-elected because I gave
gifts to the poor, to women, to gays, to blacks, to the young,
and to Latinos.  But I saved the best gift for last: I'm going
to give the bird to Mitt Romney." 
In the Spirit of the Seasoning
"Matt Lewis Says ‘They’ Are Trying to 
‘Palinize’ Sen. Marco Rubio"

"Sen. Marco Rubio Says 
He's Being 'Twinned'"
Charlotte Allen has a womancrush on Sarah Palin and
wants her to run for President in 2016.  Good Lord!

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #441
Michael Burgess
"Brought to the screen with uncompromising frankness, 
it's The Lost Electionstarring Mitt Romney, in one of 
the greatest performances in motion picture history!"
"No tongue, no tongue!"
Burning Rubber, American-Style

Burning Rubber, Gaza-Style
Little Miss Muffet's Secret Revealed!  
Why the Spider Sat Down Beside Her
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #20
Raymond Yans
Fittingly, San Franciso's new ban on public nudity was 
authored by Scott Wiener.
Archaeologists Discover Risible Graffiti
 on CPAC Restroom Wall

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Aubrey Thomas, Okie Child Beater and Sexual Abuser,
Sez:  "I agree with Senator Rubio when he says,
'Personally, I don’t want a school system that teaches 
kids that what they’re learning at home is wrong'.”
[Aubrey takes his Creation Science seriously.]
World's Worst Yobs #271
Will Cain
Rightbloggers and Other 
Internet Biohazards #131
Beckham Leaving Galaxy
"How many legs does an insect have, Senator Rubio?"
"I'm not a scientist, man.  I don't think I'm qualified
to answer a question like that."

Monday, November 19, 2012

Liberal Gloat Causes Douthat Bloat
Jennifer Rubin's Nuts
“We Republicans also don’t need to be saying stupid 
things, like when I said the Democrats should stop
 funding volcano monitoring shortly before Mt. Redoubt
erupted in Alaska, spewing ash 50,000 into the air."
"You see, Bob, I have this teensy-weensy chin and a 
godawful dewlap and Obama carried both our states."
Israeli Prime Minister Explains to the UN How to
Operate a Remote
When Recounts Fail

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Sign of the Times #30
Rightblogger Granted Four More Years to Hate
Obama the Jihadi-Coddler
New Report Shows Republicans Lost 
Because They Were Republicans
Predicted to Become Very Popular
Attire Among Orphans in Uganda
Jonah Goldberg Still Reeling from Obama's Re-Election
Forty-eight months before the next presidential election,
Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL) has taken the same ol' same
 ol' GOP message to Iowa.  You know the drill:  lower 
taxes, fewer government regulations on businesses, 
family values, faith, American exceptionalism, blah, 
blah, blah, ad infinitum, ad nauseam.
Though Senator-elect Ted Cruz (R-TX) 
doesn't do it himself, he enjoyed watching
Mitt Romney French-kiss Barack Obama
in the third presidential debate.