Paint France's 'riot gendarmes' white, and they look 

like stormtroopers straight out of Star Wars.

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #157

Cal Thomas and Jonah Goldberg

Is it a good idea to put cops on the street

who resemble NeoNazi Skinheads?

When you see its tongue up close, you understand why

it's inadvisable to French-kiss a butterfly.

Hugger or Mugger?

And then, when Rep. Scott DesJarlais (R-TN) told the reporter, 

"I am human", the interview became downright scary.

"I Pledge Allegiance to the Flag," 

Said the GOP Lawmaker

Mammon Orgiasts Ignite Great $2 Wafflemaker War 

of 2012

Occupy Best Buy!

Willard, Joe Wilson's Pet Rat

Warm Scuzzies #346

Alliance Resource Partners

"Homeland Security Has Spent $430 Million on Radios

 Its Employees Don’t Know How to Use"

Sign of the Times #31

Podhoretz the Dumber Mistaken for Post

Satan Becomes Latest Fox News Contributor

Warm Scuzzies #345

Sam Koivisto

National Best-Seller

"Yes, Sasha and Malia, I was re-elected because I gave

gifts to the poor, to women, to gays, to blacks, to the young,

and to Latinos.  But I saved the best gift for last: I'm going

to give the bird to Mitt Romney." 

In the Spirit of the Seasoning

"Matt Lewis Says ‘They’ Are Trying to 

‘Palinize’ Sen. Marco Rubio"

"Sen. Marco Rubio Says 

He's Being 'Twinned'"

Charlotte Allen has a womancrush on Sarah Palin and

wants her to run for President in 2016.  Good Lord!

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #441

Michael Burgess

"Brought to the screen with uncompromising frankness, 

it's The Lost Election, starring Mitt Romney, in one of 

the greatest performances in motion picture history!"

"No tongue, no tongue!"

Burning Rubber, American-Style

Burning Rubber, Gaza-Style

Little Miss Muffet's Secret Revealed!  

Why the Spider Sat Down Beside Her

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #20

Raymond Yans

Fittingly, San Franciso's new ban on public nudity was 

authored by Scott Wiener.

Archaeologists Discover Risible Graffiti

 on CPAC Restroom Wall

Aubrey Thomas, Okie Child Beater and Sexual Abuser,

Sez:  "I agree with Senator Rubio when he says,

'Personally, I don’t want a school system that teaches 

kids that what they’re learning at home is wrong'.”

[Aubrey takes his Creation Science seriously.]

World's Worst Yobs #271

Will Cain

Rightbloggers and Other 

Internet Biohazards #131

HillBuzz

Beckham Leaving Galaxy

"How many legs does an insect have, Senator Rubio?"

"I'm not a scientist, man.  I don't think I'm qualified

to answer a question like that."

Liberal Gloat Causes Douthat Bloat

Jennifer Rubin's Nuts

“We Republicans also don’t need to be saying stupid 

things, like when I said the Democrats should stop

 funding volcano monitoring shortly before Mt. Redoubt

erupted in Alaska, spewing ash 50,000 into the air."

"You see, Bob, I have this teensy-weensy chin and a 

godawful dewlap and Obama carried both our states."

Israeli Prime Minister Explains to the UN How to

Operate a Remote

When Recounts Fail

Sign of the Times #30

Rightblogger Granted Four More Years to Hate

Obama the Jihadi-Coddler

New Report Shows Republicans Lost 

Because They Were Republicans

Predicted to Become Very Popular

Attire Among Orphans in Uganda

Jonah Goldberg Still Reeling from Obama's Re-Election

Forty-eight months before the next presidential election,

Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL) has taken the same ol' same

 ol' GOP message to Iowa.  You know the drill:  lower 

taxes, fewer government regulations on businesses, 

family values, faith, American exceptionalism, blah, 

blah, blah, ad infinitum, ad nauseam.

Though Senator-elect Ted Cruz (R-TX) 

doesn't do it himself, he enjoyed watching

Mitt Romney French-kiss Barack Obama

in the third presidential debate.