Warm Scuzzies #296

The Daily Advertiser

“I don’t think God is through with me,” John 

Edwards says.  He must be looking ahead to 

Judgment Day.

Flag Desecration #58

"Personally, I think the voting weight should 

be much higher, say, 250 pounds at least."

"In short, there is a fear of the future, 

and when you begin to try to disaggregate 

what's causing that you come up with 

probably 40 percent of it is the fact that

 the economy is sagging and the other 60% 

is because you are old and ugly like me."

"Come all without, come all within

You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn."

If it's raining sheep, you must be in Melbourne, 

Australia.  Tomorrow's forecast calls for a 50%

chance of raining Kelpies.

Was Laura Bush wearing Mamie

Eisenhower's dress when she posed

for her official White House portrait?

Four billion years from now the Milky Way Galaxy will 

collide with the Andromeda Galaxy. Remember:  it's 

never too late to start worrying.

John Wiley Price Nominated for Induction into

Al Lipscomb Hall of Shame

Pastor Mack Wolford's death from a rattlesnake bite

shows what would have happened if the Serpent

had tempted Adam, instead of Eve.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #391

Curtis Knapp

Fifty years ago, Fearguth entered into a Marriage 

Conspiracy with a local woman.  To celebrate its

fruition,  he and the woman will hie to California for

a bit of horticulture-related activities.  Consequently,

expect this blog to be erratically updated between

now and June 4. 

Bath Salts Blamed for Zombie Face-Eating and 

Trumped-Up Birtherism

Senator Charles Grassley always looks like he has either

just crawled out of bed or is just about to crawl back in.

Just how dumb do you have to be to be Thaddeus McCotter?

The Pacific Trash Vortex is the size of Texas.  Draw 

your own conclusion.

Stink Bug

Stank Bug

One American Law Firm Down,

Only 49,999 to Go

"Don't stop, Daddy!  Please keep on driving until

we cross the California state line!"

Do we have wars so we can celebrate Memorial Day?

There are two types of bloviators:  ignoramuses like Donald

Trump and punditasters like George Effin Will.  They

deserve each other.

Nasty Old Hustler, Sweet Little S. E. Cupp

Fire in Alan Simpson's Home Thought to Have Been 

Started by Grover Norquist

When Newt Gingrich recently compared Mitt

Romney with Dwight Eisenhower, was he 

suggesting that Romney a) would appoint liberal

judges to the Supreme Court, like Earl Warren

and William Brennan, b) soak the rich with a 

91% income tax rate,  and c) warn against

 the Military-Industrial Complex?

Uncle Scam

Congressional Discourse Drops Another Grade Level, 

from Junior to Sophomore

Rude Rhymes #59

Trained Seal

Dan Riehl