Saturday, June 02, 2012

Warm Scuzzies #296
The Daily Advertiser
“I don’t think God is through with me,” John 
Edwards says.  He must be looking ahead to 
Judgment Day.
Flag Desecration #58

Friday, June 01, 2012

"Personally, I think the voting weight should 
be much higher, say, 250 pounds at least."
"In short, there is a fear of the future, 
and when you begin to try to disaggregate 
what's causing that you come up with 
probably 40 percent of it is the fact that
 the economy is sagging and the other 60% 
is because you are old and ugly like me."
"Come all without, come all within
You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn."

If it's raining sheep, you must be in Melbourne
Australia.  Tomorrow's forecast calls for a 50%
chance of raining Kelpies.

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Was Laura Bush wearing Mamie
Eisenhower's dress when she posed
for her official White House portrait?

Four billion years from now the Milky Way Galaxy will 
collide with the Andromeda Galaxy. Remember:  it's 
never too late to start worrying.
John Wiley Price Nominated for Induction into
Al Lipscomb Hall of Shame

Pastor Mack Wolford's death from a rattlesnake bite
shows what would have happened if the Serpent
had tempted Adam, instead of Eve.

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #391
Curtis Knapp

Fifty years ago, Fearguth entered into a Marriage 
Conspiracy with a local woman.  To celebrate its
fruition,  he and the woman will hie to California for
a bit of horticulture-related activities.  Consequently,
expect this blog to be erratically updated between
now and June 4. 

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Bath Salts Blamed for Zombie Face-Eating and 
Trumped-Up Birtherism
Senator Charles Grassley always looks like he has either
just crawled out of bed or is just about to crawl back in.
Just how dumb do you have to be to be Thaddeus McCotter?
The Pacific Trash Vortex is the size of Texas.  Draw 
your own conclusion.
Stink Bug

Stank Bug

One American Law Firm Down,
Only 49,999 to Go

Monday, May 28, 2012

"Don't stop, Daddy!  Please keep on driving until
we cross the California state line!"
Do we have wars so we can celebrate Memorial Day?
There are two types of bloviators:  ignoramuses like Donald
Trump and punditasters like George Effin Will.  They
deserve each other.

Nasty Old Hustler, Sweet Little S. E. Cupp
Fire in Alan Simpson's Home Thought to Have Been 
Started by Grover Norquist
When Newt Gingrich recently compared Mitt
Romney with Dwight Eisenhower, was he 
suggesting that Romney a) would appoint liberal
judges to the Supreme Court, like Earl Warren
and William Brennan, b) soak the rich with 
91% income tax rate,  and c) warn against
 the Military-Industrial Complex?

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Uncle Scam
Congressional Discourse Drops Another Grade Level, 
from Junior to Sophomore
Rude Rhymes #59

Trained Seal

Dan Riehl