"Every time I watch The Necro Files, something comes over
me and I get this overpowering urge to reach in with my bare
hand and rip somebody's guts out!"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #108

Donald Manzullo

Shades of Milli Vanilli and Britney Spears! Joe

'You Lie' Wilson Caught Lip-Synching Song

Sung by Genentech

Another rightist had fainted dead away at the mere sound

of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's terrifying name.

John Thune, BoBo's Beau

"Is that scary Khalid Sheikh Mohammed still on the teevee?"

"No, he's off now, so you can come out from under

the bed, Governor Perry."

Before

After

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #63

Did Glenn Beck rape AND murder a computer science

student who kicked his butt in court in 2009? Or did

he just rape him?

'Irish Priest Kidnapped in Philippines

Released by MILF'

"In my humble opinion, Oprah is milking Palin

for all she's worth."

Tea Party Express Collides Head-on

with Tea Party Patriots

Warm Scuzzies #38

Michael McCallister

"Behold some of the finest horseshit in Washington,

gentlemen. This is truly choice quality stuff."

A word of advice: don't even try to fool her once,

much less twice.

"Hey, you mullethead, I said turn RIGHT on Vallejo!"

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #62

Nation Mourns the Departure of Lou Dobbs

from CNN; "I Am the Victim of Absolutely

Insidious and Sordid Attacks," He Says

World's Worst Yobs #143

Peter Beinart

World's Worst Yoobs #58
Caroline Glick

The Unexpurgated Bible #28
Then the Moonie said, "Bring me a sword." So they brought
a sword before the Moonie. And the Moonie said, "Divide
John Solomon in two, and give half to the Associated Press,
the other half to the Washington Post.

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #21

Blackfive

Reverend Bob Thinks Brother Lou

May Run for President in 2012

Colorado Balloon Boy Parents Plead Guilty;

Balloon Pleads 'No Contest' to Misdemeanor

Charge of Impersonating a Flying Saucer

Capitalizing on her string of successes as National

Security Adviser and Secretary of State in the Bush
Administration, Condoleezza Rice is forming a

strategic consulting firm to help U. S. companies

in key emerging markets, such as Vatican City,

Monaco, Andorra, and Liechtenstein.

Oxymorons for Our Time #10

Liberal Hawk

Warm Scuzzies #37

Peter Galbraith

Lou Dobbs Threatening to "Engage in

Constructive Problem-Solving"

"Do you have any idea, Brian, how much money you could

raise for the National Organization for Marriage by

marketing her tape as 'Carrie Prejean's Power Zone'?"

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #61

David Koch, Teabagger Extraordinaire

It was November 12, and 'traditional Americans'

continued to lose their nation.

Vaya Con Diablo, Señor Dobbs!

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #107
David Schultheis

Representative Peter Hoekstra Showing That
He Doesn't Have Loose Lips

Warm Scuzzies #36
Robert Benmosche

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #33
Donald Rumsfeld and Charmaine Yoest

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #60

Vatican Scientists Study Possibility of
Alien Life in Right Blogosphere

Legal Complaint Filed Against
New York Post Rated X

Planning to take a Veterans Day motorcycle tour? Well,
keep in mind that too many ducks may spoil your ride.

Have you seen the Bill Gates National Monument?

It was outsourced to Spain.

Limbaugh Out-Jobs Job, Blames Obama for

Pilonidal Cysts

Afghanistan: Graveyard of Empires, Empire of Graveyards

Michigan Congressman Demonstrating the 'Stupak Method'
for Performing Back-Yard Abortions

“It was me by myself. There was no one else with me.

I was not having sex. I was just spanking the monkey.”

"Step aside, sister! That's one of my balls!"

People's Republicans of China, the 'Don't Say Squat' Party

Ayee, no 'Curvas Peligrosas'!