Back When Sean Spicer Was Dubya's Easter Bunny, 

Before He Started Evolving Toward Being Trump's

 Press Secretary

Don Corleone Defends Trump, Says He Didn't

Disclose His Visitor Logs, Either

Mike Cernovich and Beady,

His Pet Easter Bunny

Stephen Miller couldn't believe his eyes.  He had finally

found one of Mitt Romney's 'Binders Full of Women'!

Oxymorons for Our Time #188

Trump Loyalist

Jeffrey Lord Sez: "Think of Trump as the Martin Luther 

King of health care."

How the Easter Bunny Tradition Got Started

CIA Director Mike Pompeo Sez: "WikiLeaks is a hostile

intelligence service, except when it's dishing dirt on

Hillary Clinton and the DNC."

Flag Desecration #98

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #683

Larry Pittman

Warm Scuzzies #731

Markwayne Mullin

It is only a coincidence that the Massive Ordnance Air

Blast munition, the 'Mother of All Bombs', is about the

 same color as Donald Trump.

Imagine the worst insult Trump could hurl at you. 

Wouldn't it be, 'A Guy Who Works for Me'?

"Clouds early today, some rain out West, Trump wind

gusts up to 25 mph this afternoon, becoming light 

and variable tonight."

And take their cheese with them.

Why Peter Cottontail Won't Be Hippity Hoppin' to the 

White House This Year

Trump's New Hat After He Flipped His Positions on 

Syria, Russia, China, NATO, Janet Yellen, and 

Steve Bannon

Be honest: if, like Chris Christie, you were the most 

unpopular governor in the United States, you might 

pout, too.

"We had the most beautiful chocolate cake 

you've ever seen."

For Trump, we need the equivalent of the National Weather 

Service, so that we can tell which direction his political wind 

will be blowing on any given day.

"Hold your head up, oh

Hold your head up, oh

Hold your head up, oh

Hold your head high!"

To become an Alabama Christian Fundamentalist, you

must first pledge allegiance to the Four H's: Hating

Liberals, Hating Obama, Hating Abortion, and Hating

Same-Sex Marriage.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #682

David Kupelian

When will Fox News realize that Bill O'Reilly won't reach 

his full ratings potential until he starts sexually harassing 

women live on screen?

Her Best Side

Sign of the Times #72

Anyone within earshot of Sean Spicer

must use brain sanitizer before returning

to work.

How the Trump White House Plans to Screw Up 

Easter for 1,000s of Little Children

United Airlines Hired to Remove Assad from Syria and 

Spicer from White House

Trump Warns North Korea, Says 

"Don't Mess with Ivanka!"

Ghost of Saddam Hussein Corrects Sean Spicer, 

Says "I Was Even Worser Than Hitler Than

 Bashar al-Assad Is Worser Than Hitler"

Putin Says He Expects Fake Gas Attacks on Holocaust 

Centers in Effort to Discredit Sean Spicer

Mathematical Formula That Shows How Bombing Syria 

Was Good for Ivanka's Handbag Business

Oxymorons for Our Time #187

Mandatory Volunteerism

Trump on Pace to Surpass Eight Years of 

Obama's Travel Spending in One Year

Former Alabama Governor Robert Bentley Locked Up in 

the Baptist Deacon Wing of the Montgomery County Jail

Warm Scuzzies #730

Karen Kipgen

The $60 million worth of Tomahawk missiles dropped on 

Syria had to be deployed because they had reached their 

Use By Date.