Saturday, April 15, 2017

Back When Sean Spicer Was Dubya's Easter Bunny, 
Before He Started Evolving Toward Being Trump's
 Press Secretary
Don Corleone Defends Trump, Says He Didn't
Disclose His Visitor Logs, Either
Mike Cernovich and Beady,
His Pet Easter Bunny

Friday, April 14, 2017

Stephen Miller couldn't believe his eyes.  He had finally
found one of Mitt Romney's 'Binders Full of Women'!
Oxymorons for Our Time #188
Trump Loyalist
Jeffrey Lord Sez: "Think of Trump as the Martin Luther 
King of health care."
How the Easter Bunny Tradition Got Started
CIA Director Mike Pompeo Sez: "WikiLeaks is a hostile
intelligence service, except when it's dishing dirt on
Hillary Clinton and the DNC."
Flag Desecration #98
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #683
Larry Pittman

Thursday, April 13, 2017

Warm Scuzzies #731
Markwayne Mullin
It is only a coincidence that the Massive Ordnance Air
Blast munition, the 'Mother of All Bombs', is about the
 same color as Donald Trump.
Imagine the worst insult Trump could hurl at you. 
Wouldn't it be, 'A Guy Who Works for Me'?
"Clouds early today, some rain out West, Trump wind
gusts up to 25 mph this afternoon, becoming light 
and variable tonight."
And take their cheese with them.
Why Peter Cottontail Won't Be Hippity Hoppin' to the 
White House This Year
Trump's New Hat After He Flipped His Positions on 
Syria, Russia, China, NATO, Janet Yellen, and 
Steve Bannon
Be honest: if, like Chris Christie, you were the most 
unpopular governor in the United States, you might 
pout, too.
"We had the most beautiful chocolate cake 
you've ever seen."
For Trump, we need the equivalent of the National Weather 
Service, so that we can tell which direction his political wind 
will be blowing on any given day.

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

"Hold your head up, oh
Hold your head up, oh
Hold your head up, oh
Hold your head high!"
To become an Alabama Christian Fundamentalist, you
must first pledge allegiance to the Four H's: Hating
Liberals, Hating Obama, Hating Abortion, and Hating
Same-Sex Marriage.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #682
David Kupelian
When will Fox News realize that Bill O'Reilly won't reach 
his full ratings potential until he starts sexually harassing 
women live on screen?
Her Best Side
Sign of the Times #72
Anyone within earshot of Sean Spicer
must use brain sanitizer before returning
to work.

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

How the Trump White House Plans to Screw Up 
Easter for 1,000s of Little Children
United Airlines Hired to Remove Assad from Syria and 
Spicer from White House
Trump Warns North Korea, Says 
"Don't Mess with Ivanka!"
Ghost of Saddam Hussein Corrects Sean Spicer, 
Says "I Was Even Worser Than Hitler Than
 Bashar al-Assad Is Worser Than Hitler"
Putin Says He Expects Fake Gas Attacks on Holocaust 
Centers in Effort to Discredit Sean Spicer
Mathematical Formula That Shows How Bombing Syria 
Was Good for Ivanka's Handbag Business
Oxymorons for Our Time #187
Mandatory Volunteerism
Trump on Pace to Surpass Eight Years of 
Obama's Travel Spending in One Year

Monday, April 10, 2017

Former Alabama Governor Robert Bentley Locked Up in 
the Baptist Deacon Wing of the Montgomery County Jail
Warm Scuzzies #730
Karen Kipgen
The $60 million worth of Tomahawk missiles dropped on 
Syria had to be deployed because they had reached their 
Use By Date.