Oxymorons for Our Time #182

President Trump

Trump Flashes the Sign of the Double Three-Eared 

Sphincter to President Obama in the White House

Corey Lewandowski Quits CNN, 

Says "Mission Accomplished"

Trumpthanasia

Time to Play

For the next four years, camouflage may come in handy.

The New Kaiser Permanente

Justice League Seeking Political Asylum in Canada

The South Pole of Jupiter is believed to be 100% Trump-free.

"Ataraxia is an untroubled and tranquil condition 

of the soul." 

Thus spake Sextus Empiricus. 

Truth, Justice, and the American Way Self-Destructing

Jason Chaffetz Sez: "I am here to find the truth

 and make sure that it never happens again.”

[For Jason, that should be easy.]

Bullshit 1, Liberty 0

'Look on My works, Ye Mighty, and Despair!'

Something happened to the Statue of Liberty overnight.

"Give daddy a little sugar!"

Scott Walker Breaks Wisconsin Record for Number of

Koch Floats Consumed in One Hour

"Face it, Anderson. Without makeup, you look like

Space Ghost."

When Jim Webb Showed That Donald Trump Is Not

the Only 'Short-Fingered Vulgarian'

"Whaddya mean Martin Luther King, Jr. died 

for my sins?"

"MAGA!" 

[Crunch!] 

"MAGA!" 

[Crunch!] 

"MAGA!"

"You've got a Trump in your ear."

"Eh?"

"You've got a Trump in your ear!"

"What?"

"YOU'VE GOT A TRUMP IN YOUR EAR!"

"Sorry, I can't hear you. I've got a Trump in my ear."

Pretty Crumby

Citizen Newt on Election Day

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #675

Frank Pavone

"I'll be damned!  She voted for Crooked Hillary!"

Dank Memes #2

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched 

in the face." --- Mike Tyson

Time to Rigg This Election!

"That Kellyanne Conway, she thinks she's one of us!"

Donald Trump Sez: "Today is our Independence Day."

And Curt Schilling's tweet was so awesome he has

taken it down.  He's such a wuss he can't even grow

 a pair.

Trump wore a disguise to the polls, but he didn't fool anybody. 

Everybody knew he didn't ski.

In the race to the bottom, the Trumpnik discovered

there is no bottom.

Ted Nugent Grabs His Own Pussy at Trump Rally

Dan McLaughlin Sez: "Voting for Trump may

 be wrong, but it’s not crazy."

[In other words, "Love the sinner but hate the sin."]

Donald Trump Eyeing Giuliani for Il Duce

On this, the next-to-last day of the 2016 presidential

election, will Donald Trump finally unleash Sarah

Palin?

The Politico Illustrated #49

'Ryan warms to Trump ahead of election'

World's Worst Yoobs #175

Salena Zito

"Jonah, I understand you are undergoing treatments that

will keep you from looking more and more like Leon Trotsky."

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #145

Cheech and Chong's Corsican Kiddoes

'FBI Has Finished Reviewing New Emails, and Hillary

 Clinton Is Cleared. 

Again.'

 [Jason Chaffetz, Alas, Is Still an Asshole.]

Trump's Aides Have Apparently Taken Pacifier Away 

from Him in Final Days of Campaign

Junior Trump Claims Dad Almost Assassinated by

Loaded Protest Sign

Warm Scuzzies #712

Andy Beal

The Very Last Undecided Voter on Earth

A Choice, Not an Echo