Saturday, October 07, 2017

Is there a law that requires wealthy sexual predators, like
 Harvey Weinstein, to be ugly?

Friday, October 06, 2017

Rod Dreher Moments Before He Was Ingested by an 
Angry Oyster
Warm Scuzzies #747
Susan Mosychuk
"Would whoever stole my upper lip please return it?"
Old Sphincterface
"Behold," saith the Water Strider, "I bring unto 
thee the Quicker Picker Upper."
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #703
Michael David Peroutka
In 1987, Harmonic Convergence was a thing. Thirty years
 later, it's Moronic Convergence.
These Are the Times That Try Men's Souls
A Reminder That Halloween Is Just Around
the Corner
The Unexpurgated Bible #153
"Thou anointest my head with Valvoline; my Basket
of Deplorables runneth over."

Thursday, October 05, 2017

Why is it so easy to imagine Jamie Dimon as the 
protagonist in House of Cards?
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #702
Paul Gosar
As Michael Ronzano said of the Trump family: 
"They're the Corleones. But everyone is Fredo."
"Does he...or doesn't he? Only his hairdresser knows for sure."
Trump Says Heavy Roughs on Puerto Rican 
Golf Courses Are 'Tough But Playable'
World's Worst Yobs #390
Addison Del Mastro
Now Trending in Puerto Rico
Rex Tillerson Quickly Cementing His Place in History

Wednesday, October 04, 2017

Ex-Deputy Sheriff Brant Gaither is one of many reasons
why people find it hard to believe in White Supremacy.
"So, Memon, would you care to tell us who stuck the
phallus in the middle of your face?"
Scott Pruitt, the Corporate Fox in the EPA Henhouse
Secretary Timeserver
As Tim Murphy will attest, when it comes to telling  hypocrite 
jokes, nobody tells them better than Louie Gohmert.
Like David Brooks says, "The only way to beat Trump is
 to beat him philosophically."
Be Prepared

Tuesday, October 03, 2017

Warm Scuzzies #746
Tim Murphy
John Thune Advises Amphibian on How to Survive a
Mass Shooting
Trump's New Book
All options had remained on the table until
someone stole the table.
Trump Disappointed Hurricane Maria Not a 'Real 
Catastrophe' Like Hurricane Katrina
Superannuated Yoda Impersonator Blames Nation's Ills on 
Disrespect for Jedi Knights
Trump Finds Holy Grail, Dedicates It to Puerto Rican 
Victims of Hurricane Maria
Deadly Equation
"Reality? You can't handle reality! What you need is a 
nice, comfortable conspiracy theory."
How many guns does a man need?
Stephen Craig Paddock needed 47.
Brass Knucks for the Rich and Famous
Welcome to America, Home of the Bottomless Thoughts
and Prayers

Monday, October 02, 2017

Old Men with Guns #36
Stephen Craig Paddock

Sunday, October 01, 2017

Thus Spake Mencken the Prophet
Nightmare at 20,002 Feet
Whereas 'My Sharona' by the Knack has been found to be 
completely useless in rooting out psychopathy, 'My Bologna' 
by Weird Al works just fine.
Unhappy, the Eighth Dwarf