Warm Scuzzies #1,018

Federico Klein

Obnoxious bastardy?  If you've got it, flaunt it.

Warm Scuzzies #1,017

Luke Simon

100% OPEN

Grim Reaper Tells People to 'Stop Whining' about 

COVID-19 Deaths

When they get tired playing with Mr. Potato Head,

your children can play with Lego 'Capital Invasion'.

Trump Segues Into the Fat Elvis Stage

of His Career

Owning slaves is illegal, but owning libs isn't.

"Damn Libtards!" exclaimed the Trumpnik.

Ron Johnson Sez:  "I think it's obvious that I'm target 

number one here.  People are out to destroy me."

For some reason, 'judicial activism' is believed 

to be worse than 'judicial inactivism'.

Dan Patrick thinks you are a Neanderthal if your

first name is Hunter.  Texas's Lt.-Governor should

do stand-up.  

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #868

Nick Sabruno

Neanderthal Takes Exception to Biden's Comparing Him

to the Governors of Mississippi and Texas

Post Office Claims It Only Cancels Stamps, Not Culture

Shelf-Life Already Bored with

the 2024 Elections

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #867

Shane Vaughn

Nicholas Fuentes, the Puppy Whisperer, Sez:

"If America ceases to retain that English cultural framework 

and the influence of European civilization, if it loses its White 

demographic core and if it loses its faith in Jesus Christ, 

then this is not America anymore."

Leonid Brezhnev's Glamour Shot (1963)

Rover Claims to Have Found Trump's Financial 

Records on Mars

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #136

Paul N. Miller

When Double Masking Is Simply Not Enough

Mentally-Ill Tranny Demon Hackers Attack Gab

"Who's that?"

"It's women waiting to accuse Andrew Cuomo

of sexual impropriety."

Let us now stand and sing, 'It's Just a Coincidence'.

Insurrectionist William Norwood Sez:  "I'm dressing in all 

black.  I'll look just like ANTIFA. I'll get away with anything."

DeAnn Walker Resigns as Chairman of the Texas Public

Utility Commission, Blames Everybody Except Herself

and Small Puppies for Recent Power Failure

Peaceniks?  Who knew?

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #135

Alexander Zubatov

At CPAC, Goya CEO says Trump is 'the real, 

the legitimate, and the still actual President'.

Candace Owens Praises Trump's 'Actual Feminism'

At CPAC, Sailor Sabol terminated the National Anthem 

like Van Helsing driving a wooden stake into the heart of

 Dracula.

Fellow Floridian Disses Orange Julius Caesar

In a CPAC 'straw poll', only 55% said they 

would vote for Trump in 2024.  Trump is 

losing his strength faster than Samson 

did when Delilah cut his hair.

Sarko the Giant Falls from Grace

Warning!  This woman takes no shit from anti-maskers.

If you know what's good for you, you will never

ruffle the feathers of a hummingbird.

Only 1,346 Days Until Election Day 2024!

Can you imagine how long it takes this

Boogaloo Boi to get dressed?

Made in Mexico, the Trump statue at CPAC had 

somehow bypassed the "impenetrable, physical,

 tall, powerful, beautiful southern border wall."

Trump Will Attack Biden in CPAC Speech, 

Will Call Him 'Sleepy Joe'

Ted Cruz Recognized at CPAC as the De Facto

Leader of the Rebel Alliance

If you had your picture taken with the Trump statue at CPAC, 

you can look ahead to America looking ahead.