Trump went negative. Since he was already negative to start 

with, he began negating a negation and became positive 

he's negative. (Or something to that effect.)

Warm Scuzzies #708

Demetrick Pennie

Asleep at the Spiel

Pepé Le Trump Suggests Mr. the Toad's Guards Drop 

Their Weapons to 'See What Happens'

"As Freud might have said, 'Sometimes a monument is

just a monument'."

We know it's common for people to 'Double Down'. 

Even KFC does. But does anyone ever 'Triple Down'?

Donald Trump is not worthy to 

open Barack Obama's coconut.

Wiping away tears of joy, the President accepted Trump's

grant of American citizenship.  He had finally fooled

everybody.

At 100, Diego, the Galapagos Tortoise, says, "I'm a very 

sexually active male reproducer. Just thought you'd like 

to know."

Even Davy Crockett thinks Trump's 'Reverse Raccoon Eyes'

look pretty funny.

Minnesota Trumpnik Humbly Beseeches Thieves to Stop

Stealing His 'Make America Great Again' Flags

Dostoevsky was clairvoyant.

It took Donald Trump five years to change his mind.  One

can only imagine how long it will take Joe Arpaio to do

the same.

Seriously, does Trump look like a White Supremacist?

No, he looks like an Orange Supremacist.

Keep Away from Pets and Small Children

"Qantas, I was there when you needed me.  Why aren't

you here now that I need you?"

Recipient of Mike Pence's Louisiana Flood Relief Sculpts

 Bust of Donald Trump Out of Play-Doh

His disguise didn't fool anybody when John Boehner was

elected to the board of a leading tobacco company.

"Trump Jr. says his father's tax return would prompt 

too many questions, so it shouldn't be released. 

What a pigeon dance!"

Yes, but not as much as this guy's unused

Ab Roller.

"How cute!  Dan Patrick thinks he's Mr. Ty-D-Bol!"

New Trump Campaign Mockumentary Released!

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuse #81

Nolan West

Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick, Texas Bathroom Warrior

Oregon Trumpnik Billy Pitner Sez: "Sometimes I jes git

a hankerin' fer a hangin'."

Matt Bevin, Distinguished Christian Statesman

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #143

The Wild Man from Outer Bevinistan

Not Hillary Clinton's Body Double

LOLTrump

Kaepernick's Antecedent

The Banality of Trump

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #89

Kyle Bristow

Do Not Open Until Christmas

Pepé Le Trump

"Mama, Adnan's in bed playing with his gun again!"

Moon Over the Savanna

Clinton Regrets Saying 'Half' of Trump Backers Are 

in 'Basket of Deplorables', Says "I Should've Said,

 'Basket of Adorable Deplorables'"

Trump Foundation Pays $20,000 for Life-Size

Portrait of Donald Trump, Tiny Hands and All

"As Giuliani has said, O Lord, 'Until the war is over, 

anything is legal'."

Matt Drudge Descends Brokeback Mountain,

Starts Giving Free Medical Advice on Twitter