Adam and Eve Questioning the Existence

of Evangelicals

"Who are all those people under the bus?"

"Obama's base."

Toxic Avenger Applauds President Obama's

Decision to Scrap New Anti-Smog Standards

World's Worst Yoobs #102

Nina Rosenwald

Rude Rhymes #52

Eeew! Balsh

Joe Walsh

Things to Avoid #23

Santorum Jelly

"So, this is what they call an 'Aerial View'.  Technology is

so amazing!  The next thing you know we'll be able to do

 this without wearing headphones."

"If you think I look crazy now, you should see me the way

 Marcus sees me during Lent, without my makeup."

Michele Bachmann had begun to see the light,

 but it turned out to be just another UFO from

 Planet Confuse-a-Gopher. 

Silvio Berlusconi, the Billionaire 

Augustus, and His Roman Dream

"They can put listening devices where they like. They can

tap my telephone calls.  I don't give a fuck.  In a few

months ... I'm leaving this shitty country of which

I'm sickened."

Finland's Lordi Claims Liz Cheney Plagiarized His Own

Memoir While Writing Her Father's; "And She Watered

Down the Harsh Truth about Her Father in the Process,"

Lordi Says

"I'm Lenny Kravitz, and I'm here to

remind you how many animals are

without skins tonight because of

my leather fetish."

Add a bit more hair and a lot more brains and

Matthew Vadum is a dead ringer for

Leon Trotsky.

Did pot ruin Kevin Smith's career?  Or is he just

a full-time asshole with a part-time job as a film

director?

Meghan McCain says that Christine O'Donnell is America's

first 'Fad Politician'.  Meghan needs to get to know her dad

(aka 'The Maverick') a little better, don't you think, before

she starts making historical judgments?

Why is it that some of the children of immigrants, like Joe

 Arpaio (whose parents were from Italy), turn out to be

such immigration opponents and immigrant haters?  

Arpaio is the migrant's migrant, having lived over

the course of his 79 years in Massachusetts, France,

D. C., Las Vegas, Argentina, Turkey, Mexico,

and Arizona.  But, you see, he was always 'legal',

and that's what makes all the difference.

Senator Lieberman Dreaming His Dreamy Dream

 of an Islamist Holocaust

"I wouldn’t have written this book if I was going to run

for the presidency of the United States.”

Perry Announces Tight Knitting Team

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #329

Mike Coffman

Diehard Fan of King James English Has

Authorized Version of the Bible Tattooed

on His Body

Upended Pot Truck in San Jose Leaves No Stoner Unturned

If you're an attention whore, like Kim

Kardashian, you don't wear just any

old getup when you pop in to your

neighborhood organic grocery to

pick up some milk and eggs.

Muslims Say Cheap 'Made in China' Korans Sold at

 Walmart Full of Typos

Muammar Gaddafi Sez:  "We, that is, Me, Myself, and I,

 are not women and will not surrender!"

Ever wanted to catch a humongous catfish with your bare

hands?  It's called 'noodling' and, yep, in Texas, it's legal.

Come to Texas!

Drive 85 (Legally)!

Waste Fuel!

Die Young!

"Hey, fellow Texans!  Now that it's legal, why not hire a

helicopter, grab your blaster, and hunt up some feral pigs?"

"Dick Cheney, you sexist pig!  I never 'tearfully' admitted

ANYTHING!"

"Hey, Sarah!  Christine O'Donnell

wants to share the stage with you

in Iowa."

Believing that Michele Bachmann is Jewish would definitely

be anti-Semitic.

Palin/O’Donnell Iowa Event Ascends into Total Chaos

Allen West:  the Man Who Would Be White

Little Known Fact #15

Cal Thomas has a part-time job

embalming embalmers. 

Nazi Salute FAIL

Texas Governor Flashing Gang Sign for

'Perry's Pooves'

Warm Scuzzies #215

The Lynde and Harry Bradley Foundation

Anton Chigurh was more than a little jealous when he heard

Dick Cheney say that his memoir would cause heads to

 explode all over Washington.

"When it comes to being a dick, nobody will ever

 be bigger than me.  Richard Nixon was only this

big, and he was Vice-President for two terms

under Eisenhower and was elected President

 twice.  Hell, now that I think about it, he wasn't

really a dick at all; he was just a pussy! "

"Being Siamese twins, Rick, is OK by me, but do you have

any idea why God joined us at the pecker?"

Rick 'Hang'em High' Perry has, as the Governor of

Texas, presided over the executions of 234 prison

inmates.  Can any of his opponents in the race for

the Republican presidential nomination match this

record?  Of course not.  But, it should be noted, he

has been sharply criticized by former Vice-President

Dick Cheney for not, at the very least, waterboarding

 them first.

After Atlas Shrugged bombed so badly in U. S. theaters,

Grant Bowler, who played Henry Reardon in the ill-fated

 film, has decided to undergo a sex-change operation and

become an Ugly Betty impersonator who will travel back

 in time for the purpose of assassinating Ayn Rand before

she became an American citizen in 1931.

Amen, Brethren!

Glenn Beck wants to know, "Why are we made to

feel bad for using the word 'Colored'?"  Well,

Glenn, it's like this:  unless you're the Invisible

Man, you are colored.  For instance, you're sort

of a Tea Rose Pink.  So, if everyone is colored,

why would anyone bother to use the word,

'Colored', to label either an individual or

group?  They would only do so if they

believed that the individual or group so

labeled should be viewed and treated

differently (usually as inferior).  Not that

long ago, Americans who had come of age

realized that 'Colored' was a relic from the

era of racial discrimination and segregation

in American history and was retired from

civilized discourse.  Got that?

The GOP's Favorite Crank

Warm Scuzzies #214

Kevin Held

World's Worst Yobs #225

Charles Payne