"Deep State scarier than Creature from Black Lagoon."

Pee-Wee Hermann Göring Being Considered

as White House Communications Director

Vladimir Putin, Fisher of Men

"If you'll show me your Pence, I'll show you my Koch."

Supporters of Trump's wall are now saying the wall is

just a metaphor for border security.  If so, it will be

the World's Longest Metaphor.

Q: "Do I look like someone who would send out unsolicited

dick pics?"

A: "You work for Fox News, don't you?"

Dinesh D'Ooza

Two Scumlords Start the Day by Breaking the Law

Inside the White House

Dinesh D'Souza Presents a Copy of His Prison Memoir

to Sebastian Gorka in the White House

"If I were you, honey, I wouldn't try to substitute Friskies

for Fancy Feast again."

Live Life Comfortably®

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #108

Gavin McInnes

Deep State Courier Service Target of DOJ Probe of 

White House Leaks

The Trump Crime Family should

keep in mind that Bob Mueller

will be reading this book, too.

Governor Jim Justice Announces Switch from Democratic

Party to Republican Party and Decision to Switch Clothiers

from Goodwill to Salvation Army

Trump Decides It's Time to Rebrand

With an approval rating of 33%, Trump is now dipping 

down into the meth chefs, oxy railers, glue sniffers, and

 paint huffers in the GOP base.

"When you've worked out as much as I have over the past 

six months, you'd take a 17-day vacation, too."

Natalia Veselnitskaya was getting better at flashing

the Sign of the Three-Eared Sphincter, but she still

hadn't perfected it.

Boy oh boy was Andrew Breitbart surprised when he 

was reincarnated as Nancy Pelosi's evil twin.

There Were Giants in the Earth in Those Days

"Like Trump, I think the White House is a dump!"

Have you wondered whatever happened to Screech 

from Saved by the Bell?

Even Eric Bolling of Fox News says of Stephen Miller, 

"Don’t put that guy in front of the cameras again."

Gosh, that was fast! They've already made a movie 

about Trump's anti-immigrant legislation.

Render Unto Caesar the Things That Are Caesar's

"I was just joking."

"What happened to him?"

"He made the mistake of trying to read Newt

Gingrich's Understanding Trump."

Neolithic Swiss Army Knife

"Stop calling me a scaredy-cat! Can't you

see I'm a dog?"

When the recent survivor of a 'zipper job' was asked 

if he wished to watch 'Survivor White House', he said, 

"Please don't make me laugh, or I may split a seam!"

"The annoying expression you're thinking of is 'On Fleek',

not 'On Flake'."

"Hey, you, stop gawking at Omarosa's stunt breasts!"

Whack-a-Mooch!

On the same day Scaramucci got whacked, David Marcus

and The Federalist gave the Mooch a smooch.

The Whacking of the Mooch

Chris Christie Consumes Kilo of Ballpark Nachos in

Front of Cubs Fan

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #98

Bill Cunningham

Things That Make Your Skin Crawl #13

Arthur Schwartz Tweeting on Behalf of 

Anthony Scaramucci

A Maakies Definition of Trump: "A Seething Meatball

of Hatred and Jealousy, Marbled with Rich Veins of

Inadequacy"

"What I like best about Kellyanne is she shows me 

proper deference and humility and never calls me

Ronald, my first name."