And, once again, Fearguth is off to the see the wizards,

the Wonderful Musical Wizards of Jam Cruise.  He'll

return to Bildungblog, his usual place, on January 10.

Willie Robertson's Poor White Period

Willie Robertson's Rich White Period

GOP Gubernatorial Candidate Al Melvin's Abe 

Lincoln Scholarship Called into Question

Forget the French.  When it comes to tongue, 

there's nothing deeper than the Holstein Kiss.

And then there was the moment when Congressman Darrell 

Issa learned that, despite the Steal Stopper car alarm 

which had made him a multi-millionaire, someone had 

stolen his

Peel P50.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your

nose, and sometimes you can pick your friend's

nose.

Did you know that 2014 is the Year of the Cat in the

Tinfoil Hat?

Outside Steve Stockman World Headquarters

Inside

Once in a while, you could tell when Germany's Chancellor

was staring into the abyss and the abyss was staring back.

"Dr. Jones, we understand you are now a Full Professor at 

the University of North Korean Studies.  What are you full 

of, exactly?"

Formerly known as the 'Mile-High City', Denver will

henceforth be known as the 'Too-High-to-Give-a-Shit City'.

"Hey, where ya'll headed?"

"To another one of those goddam Wayne LaPierre 

NRA lectures!"

Michael Burgess (R-TX) has what is known as

an 'Upside-Down Cheshire Moon Mouth'.  It is

caused by inordinate teabagging and there is no

known cure.

Little Known Fact #48

Before he rose to stardom in Forbidden Planet,

Robby the Robot worked part-time as a sales

associate for Payless Shoes.

"Governor Scott, do you cut your own hair?"

Mr. Mucus Loves WaPo Op-Eds

Feliz Año Nuevo!  

Bonne Année!  

Prosit Neujahr!  

Akemashite Omedetô Gozaimasu!

AKA 'The F Word'

 Home Depot Billionaire Blames Pope Francis for 

Making Fat Cats "Incapable of Feeling Compassion 

for the Poor"

RNC Shells Out $150,000 for Midterm Election Essential

Doomsday Preppers to Feature Katie Smith, Washington

 State's Premier Jack-o'-Lantern Hunter

"Is that Ben Gozzi?"

"No, it's Chali Cabbagemallet."

When not nesting, the Falcon is one of the fastest

creatures on Earth.

Major Gen. Paul E. Vallely (Ret.) attributes his incipient

insanity to a lack of sleep caused by the fact Valerie

 Jarrett 'wields all the power' in Washington, D.C.

"If my gun and bow don't getcha, my third leg will!"

Although Fearguth was a college librarian

who quested for almost 25 years, he never 

found the spear.  He did, however, discover

a pinwheel in the stacks one day.

When was the last time you wondered

what Todd Palin is doing these days?

[It must be tough being an ex-$ellebrity.]

"The tie?  Oh, Ben Franklin obviously 

wouldn't approve, but it's a loaner from 

Fearguth's Ludicrous Librarian Legacy 

Collection."

"Drone pilot, drone pilot
How high can you fly
You'll never, never, never reach the sky."

Things to Avoid #26

Crabs Big Enough to Crack Coconuts

Old Men with Guns #13

Harry Carl Mapps

Renouncing citizenship in his motherland has made

the hoser side of Ted Cruz sad.

"No, no, no, you got the pronunciation all wrong!  It's

Ben-ˈgä-zē, not Beng-ˈhä-zē."

Adam Schiff Sez:  "Quite frankly, Al-Qaida scares me

shitless!"

Doge Leonardo Loredan

His Doge Shibe

Carolina Grim Reapers, the Earth's Hottest Peppers