Adventures in Lexicology #12

O'Roué (o/ro͞oˈā/), n.  A debauched man, especially

 an elderly one. [Bill is an O'Roué who lies for

a living.]

"I am my own Toucan."

“Governor Walker, do you think that President Obama 

loves America?”

"I'm going to have to punt on that."

What Mike Pence Looks Like When He's Mulling a 

White House Bid

What He Looks Like When He's Not

"Liar!  Irresponsible guttersnipe!  Far left zealot!  

Corrupt!  Far left magazine!  Smeared me!  Low

 circulation!  Bottom rung of journalism in America! 

Defamation!  Garbage!  Spit this stuff out on the net!  

Couldn't care less about the truth!  They are in 

the business to injure!  This is a political hit job!  

Corn must think the folks are as dumb as he is!  

The despicable Franken! Perhaps the biggest liar 

I have ever known! A dishonest smear merchant!  

Wouldn't retract your false story!  Whew!  Being 

an invectivore wears me to a frazzle!"

"Yes, David Corn, you're despicable, and... 

and... and picable! And... and you're very 

definitely despicable. How a person can 

get so... so despicable in one lifetime 

is beyond me!"

Furniture Sex

"I actually love my mother, too,"  With these words, Jeb 

Bush joined all the other Mother-Lovers who live in the 

Oedipus Complex.

"My dad was Dumb and my brother was Dumber, so

who am I?  I must be Dumberer."

After listening to Jeb Bush's foreign policy

address in Chicago yesterday, somebody 

has already started collecting the next

generation of Bushisms.

Bill O'Reilly Sez:  "It is extremely important 

that the national media stop the corruption

 and begin telling the truth."

[Will O'Reilly and Fox News 

lead the way?]

In addition to being a moral leper, Rudy Giuliani is just 

plain ol' butt-ugly.  His face would stop a cuckoo clock.

We're so fortunate Barack Obama wasn't

 brought up the way Rudy Giuliani was.

Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

Still Life with 81mm Mortar and Two Syrian Moderates

There's hope for Syria so long as there are moderate,

centrist rebels like these guys.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #106

Dawn of the Planet of Idiocracy

Warm Scuzzies #533

Dr. Vesna Roi

Quasimodo shrank in horror at the thought of receiving

a face transplant, if the donor was Rudy Giuliani.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #614

Diane Douglas

Jeb Bush Defends Choosing Paul Wolfowitz to Be a

Member of His Foreign Policy Team, Says Wolfowitz

Is No Longer a Comb-Licker

"We hatters don't hate.  We're just mad."

There are plain ol' homophobes, then there are

Oklahomophobes, like Sally Kern.

"You made the right decision, Mitt.  Hillary would have

kicked your ass from here to Sunday."

Your Moment of Venn

Maudie McConnell Sez:  "If your homeland is

Kentucky, who gives a flip about security!"

The Red-Crested Tree Rat only attacks when it hears

someone say, "How cute!"

"Despite my multimillions, I'm turning browner by the

day.  Won't somebody please help me!"

His problem was simple:  He kept saying, "Jeb!"

but the people kept hearing, "Bush!"

Liberty Sí!, Libertarianism No!

Life's a Beach

Jeb Bush says, "I'm my own man."  Is that why 19 of his

21 foreign policy advisors also worked for his brother 

and/or his father?

"Bibi, people are saying we remind them of Bob and

Maureen McDonnell.  Is that good news or bad news?"

In a show of solidarity with Scott Walker, Dubya has

given back the two degrees he received from Yale and

Harvard, saying, "I truly believe God has forgiven me

for committing Elitism, the Eighth Deadly Sin."

That this picture of Jeb Bush has been photo-

shopped is obvious.  Everybody knows he doesn't

have the GOP logo tattooed on his left buttock;

it's on his right buttock.

"I love my father and my brother.  But I am my own man –- 

and my views are shaped by my own thinking and own 

experiences.  So, I today am making the case for something 

radically new in American foreign policy:  increased 

military spending."

On February 18, 2006, Bildungblog was born.

Nine years and 28,185 posts later, it's still

chugging along, carrying not too many

mysterious travelers toward some yet 

unknown destination.  

Instead of taking coffee breaks, Bill O'Reilly would wrestle

 with the vexing question of how many Tinker Bells could

 dance on the tip of his index finger.

Many more people are going to Hell in a handbasket

than previously believed.

This month at CPAC, Duck Dynasty's

Phil Robertson will receive the

'Andrew Breitbart Defender of

the First Amendment Award'.

Queen Ati, Ancient Ancestor of Scott 

Walker, the Homunculus of Punt

World's Worst Yobs #323

Carl Horowitz

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #105

The Drone Hunter

Gene Alday (R-MS) Speaks Accidentally 'On the Record';

Is Quoted 'Out of Context'; Says, "I am definitely not a 

racist, at all,'; and Gets 'Redshirted'---All in Central

Standard Time

Got trolls?  Who you gonna call?

Goatbusters!

"Does anyone know the Heimlich Maneuver?  Senator

Paul has a lie stuck in his windpipe."

Bugsy Netanyahu

Do you suppose Bibi will give the same PowerPoint

presentation to the House of Representatives that

he gave at the UN?