When the White House spokesman said Trump was 'obviously 

kidding' when he referred to COVID-19 as 'Kung Flu', the

 119,000 Americans who have died from the disease laughed

 so hard they almost spilled their Mint Juleps.

Coronavirus Outraged by Poor Turnout for

Trump's Tulsa Tirade

Valiant Tulsa Cops Arrest Woman for Wearing 

Outrageous 'I Can't Breathe' Shirt

Those who have heard it say it's much funnier

than a rubber crutch.

It's called Priming the Pump.

You, too, can make your own COVID-19 mask.

All you need is a flour tortilla.

Not to Be Confused with the

Bureau of Absolute Nothingness

Pence's Inferno

[Masks Optional]

"Would it be fair to say, Mr. Pence, that your lips are

so virgin the slogan, 'Black Lives Matter', has never

deflowered them, even in your sleep?"

Bernice's Cat Bobbed Her Hair, Too

The Senator Takes a Bath

How to Bait an Animal Trap

Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of Trump?  

The Shadow knows!

Katie Hopkins Spat Out of Twitter Like a 

Watermelon Seed

"Who told you I'm 56?"

"Your face."

Two Doctors and a Dumb-Ass

Flagship of the NeoConfederate Navy

Christopher Straight Falsely Claims His Head

Is 73% Lean

Bible Belters Cutting in Line on Stairway to Heaven

If it talks like a Nazi, walks like a Nazi, and 

looks like a Nazi, it's probably a Nazi.

Finally, Mark Taylor has unraveled the mystery

and unriddled the riddle of why the shift has

happened.

Trumpian Pufferfish Doing Its Coronavirus Impression

Only 500 or so new coronavirus cases in Tulsa since last

week?  Time for Trump to kick that number up

a notch!

"Because I'm happy

Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth."

With 115,000 now dead, the COVID-19 epidemic is the 

deadliest hoax in American history since the release

of Antrum in 2019.

Trump says some people are wearing masks to

damage him politically.

"Bolton has filled this book’s nearly 500 pages with minute 

and often extraneous details, including the time and length

 of routine meetings and even, at one point, a nap."  Do 

you suppose it also talks about that day Bolton adjusted

his glasses?

Trump 2020 Campaign Banners and Flags Are Being

 Produced in China and Mexico Is Paying for Them

John Guandolo says, "Pray in glory until the shift comes."

That's the most profound insight since "It's crackers

to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide."

Donald Trump and John Bolton to Co-Star in 

Made-for-TV Movie, Obstruction of Justice 

as a Way of Life

Bodacious Tata Claims Loss of Precious Bodily

Fluids After Tweet-Deleting Binge

Brandon Straka Kicked Off American Airlines Plane

for Refusal to Wear Mask to Hide Insectile Face

Kellyanne Conway Claims Correct Order in Application

of Skin Care Products Essential to Facial Resurrection

"And now, like Napoleon, I will divide and conquer."

The Dicking of Dickhead

When you think the news is too depressing, you 

can always remember the Hindenburg Disaster.

"Unhh, I've got a headache this big.  It's like a bass drum

banging in my head.  This must be Excedrin Headache #99."

How many uncles sue their nieces?

And when the death toll reaches 200,000,

America will be twice as successful as

it is now.

And if you close your eyes, you can't see the 

115,000 Americans who have died from

COVID-19 (so far).  Isn't that amazing?

The Moment You Realize It's Going to Be Another One

of Those Days

Remember that time they changed the name of a military

 base and it ruined your whole day?

Warm Scuzzies #937

Anthony Tata

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #122

Larry Pittman

Warm Scuzzies #936

Steven Ray Baca

Every time he tried to make the case for human evolution, 

somebody would show him this picture.

Little Known Alternative Fact #7

The first documented instance of the use of pepper

spray was at the Constitutional Convention of 1787

in Philadelphia.

Cutlery Like Jesus and His Disciples

Used at the Last Supper

As many have long suspected, a cat is in charge 

of the super secret Ministry of Disinfotainment

It's Big Bopper Vs. Hellboy!