Saturday, August 19, 2017

These Are the Times That Try Men's Souls
Greedheads Galore #48
Carl Icahn
Donald Trump and His National Security Council
Not Amused by Dancing Rhino
Lord John Whorfin Sez: "Salute-a while you can, 
monkey-boy!"
Trump, Pence, and the Ghosts of Staffers Past

Friday, August 18, 2017

'Bannon the Barbarian' Feels 'Jacked Up'
Bannon Sez: “Now I’m free. I’ve got my hands back 
on my weapons. I am definitely going to crush the
 opposition."
Stop and Smell the Bannon
Works Every Time
"Hold that color line, hold that color line!"
Steve Bannon's Toast
Jerrod Kuhn Bemoans His Notoriety Following
His Appearance on Who Wants to Be a NeoNazi
Wanker?
"Shiver me timbers, it's Commander 
Horatio Klanblower!"
"Doctor, I have this alien emerging from my chest and
I don't think it comes in peace."
If your child's biological father
was Jason Miller, your face
would be sad, too.

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Alt-Left is an Alt-Fact in the Alt-Universe Trump inhabits.
Trump Goes Glossolalic
Gimme a Little Kiss, Will You, Huh?
"These ethno-nationalists are a collection of clowns."
"Do I look like a White Nationalist? Of course not! I'm
an Orange Nationalist."

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Anybody thinking of hiring a White Nationalist pizza chef?
Ryan Roy needs a job.
Christopher Cantwell, Cry America a River!
Mark Krikorian Sez:  "Oh! Come and see the 
antipathy for American nationalism inherent
 in the Left! Help, help, I'm being deconstructed!"
It was difficult in Charlottesville to tell the difference 
between Trump's 'very fine people' and the Ku Klux Klan.

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

The Mark of Zero Means 'No Mo Brooks in the Senate'
Check Out the $3.4 Million Renovation of the White House
What if Hitler had lived to be 71?
Good Lord, there's another Gorka in the White House:  
Katharine, Sebastian Gorka's wife!
Sequel to Trump's The Art of the Deal
When Roy Moore smiles, goobers fall on Alabama.
Bullwinkle didn't go bald in old age, but his hair did
turn white.
Dog Will Not Stop Baking, Neighbor Calls 911
Daily Caller Deletes Jason Kessler's Contributions
 from Its Website, Closes Stable Door After Horse's
 Ass Escapes
American Schutzstaffel #59
If you wish to not be identified at the next White Nationalist
 rally, dress accordingly.
How to Dress for Success Without Being Seen
at the Next White Nationalist Rally
Trump Sez: “I like real news, not fake news.
You’re fake news.”

Monday, August 14, 2017

Gallup Poll Shows Percentage of Americans Still Wearing
Trump MAGA Hats Drops to 34%
Trump Seriously Considering Saving Joe Arpaio from 
Six Months on a Chain Gang Living in a Tent in 
Triple-Digit Heat While Wearing Pink Underwear
Shut up, America! Ken Cuccinelli wants to talk.
Like Texas weather, if you don't like what Trump is 
saying this morning, just wait until this afternoon.
The Day Trump's Chickens Came Home to Roost in
Charlottesville
'Oklahoma Man Dialed Number to Detonate a Bomb. Nothing'
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #100
Sam Nunberg
Mike Pence Gets Tough with the Nazis
Daily Stormer's Andrew 'Boll Weevil'
Anglin Booted Off GoDaddy, Looking
for New Internet Home
'Sebastian Gorka' sounds like the name of Rasputin's 
understudy. 'Seb Gorka' sounds like a skin disease.

Sunday, August 13, 2017

White Hegemony Cricket
Q: Nuremberg? 
A: No, Charlottesville.
Adolf Hitler Spotted Taking a Selfie in Charlottesville