These Are the Times That Try Men's Souls

Greedheads Galore #48

Carl Icahn

Donald Trump and His National Security Council

Not Amused by Dancing Rhino

Lord John Whorfin Sez: "Salute-a while you can, 

monkey-boy!"

Trump, Pence, and the Ghosts of Staffers Past

'Bannon the Barbarian' Feels 'Jacked Up'

Bannon Sez: “Now I’m free. I’ve got my hands back 

on my weapons. I am definitely going to crush the

 opposition."

Stop and Smell the Bannon

Works Every Time

"Hold that color line, hold that color line!"

Steve Bannon's Toast

Jerrod Kuhn Bemoans His Notoriety Following

His Appearance on Who Wants to Be a NeoNazi

Wanker?

"Shiver me timbers, it's Commander 

Horatio Klanblower!"

"Doctor, I have this alien emerging from my chest and

I don't think it comes in peace."

If your child's biological father

was Jason Miller, your face

would be sad, too.

Alt-Left is an Alt-Fact in the Alt-Universe Trump inhabits.

Trump Goes Glossolalic

Gimme a Little Kiss, Will You, Huh?

"These ethno-nationalists are a collection of clowns."

"Do I look like a White Nationalist? Of course not! I'm

an Orange Nationalist."

Anybody thinking of hiring a White Nationalist pizza chef?

Ryan Roy needs a job.

Christopher Cantwell, Cry America a River!

Mark Krikorian Sez:  "Oh! Come and see the 

antipathy for American nationalism inherent

 in the Left! Help, help, I'm being deconstructed!"

It was difficult in Charlottesville to tell the difference 

between Trump's 'very fine people' and the Ku Klux Klan.

The Mark of Zero Means 'No Mo Brooks in the Senate'

Check Out the $3.4 Million Renovation of the White House

What if Hitler had lived to be 71?

Good Lord, there's another Gorka in the White House:  

Katharine, Sebastian Gorka's wife!

Sequel to Trump's The Art of the Deal

When Roy Moore smiles, goobers fall on Alabama.

Bullwinkle didn't go bald in old age, but his hair did

turn white.

Dog Will Not Stop Baking, Neighbor Calls 911

Daily Caller Deletes Jason Kessler's Contributions

 from Its Website, Closes Stable Door After Horse's

 Ass Escapes

American Schutzstaffel #59

If you wish to not be identified at the next White Nationalist

 rally, dress accordingly.

How to Dress for Success Without Being Seen

at the Next White Nationalist Rally

Trump Sez: “I like real news, not fake news.

You’re fake news.”

Gallup Poll Shows Percentage of Americans Still Wearing

Trump MAGA Hats Drops to 34%

Trump Seriously Considering Saving Joe Arpaio from 

Six Months on a Chain Gang Living in a Tent in 

Triple-Digit Heat While Wearing Pink Underwear

Shut up, America! Ken Cuccinelli wants to talk.

Like Texas weather, if you don't like what Trump is 

saying this morning, just wait until this afternoon.

The Day Trump's Chickens Came Home to Roost in

Charlottesville

'Oklahoma Man Dialed Number to Detonate a Bomb. Nothing'

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #100

Sam Nunberg

Mike Pence Gets Tough with the Nazis

Daily Stormer's Andrew 'Boll Weevil'

Anglin Booted Off GoDaddy, Looking

for New Internet Home

'Sebastian Gorka' sounds like the name of Rasputin's 

understudy. 'Seb Gorka' sounds like a skin disease.

Whiteworld #51

White Hegemony Cricket

Q: Nuremberg? 

A: No, Charlottesville.

Adolf Hitler Spotted Taking a Selfie in Charlottesville