"Remember when you condemned Obama for bowing

to a Saudi king? You were just in your criticism,

for your bow is far bigger than his."

Donald Trump and Obi-Wan Kenobi Deplane in

Saudi Arabia

Jared Kushner: Trump's Factotum and Person of Interest

Now Showing in Theatres

Everywhere

Trump Reveals Highly-Classified, Top Secret Identity

to Saudi Prince

Trumpniks Aboard the Raft of Fools After the Sinking

of the USS Trumpanic

“This is the single greatest witch hunt of a politician 

in American history!”

“I just fired J. Edgar Hoover, the head of the F.B.I. 

He was crazy, a real nut job.”

The Fox News De-Beckel

Louie and the Gohmerteers Volunteer for Frontline

Duty in the Trump Wars of 2017

Playing with his rude garden gnomes is this Trump 

supporter's favorite time of day.

The Grim Rapper Comes for Mr. Ailes

"We Are Family!" the Russians sang lustily.

Sean Spicer's Best Role Since He Played Dubya's 

Easter Bunny

"Go ahead, grab it.  I dare you!"

Do you think David Clarke will look better in

a black hat or a white hat in his new job at 

Homeland Security?

Liz Is Short for Lizard

"Throw out the lifeline with hand quick and strong:

Why do you tarry, why linger so long?

See! Trump is sinking; oh, hasten today

And out with the life boat! Away, then, away!"

"You know, I'm automatically attracted to beautiful 

women.  I'm like a magnet."

Remake of 50s Classic Movie Announced

Spider Eyeing Little Miss Muffet

'Political Schizophrenia Gripping U.S.', Says

Putin's Inner Alien

The Paradoxes of Perspectivism

The Weed of Treachery Bears Bitter Fruit

Putin Indicates Trump's Tapes More

 Entertaining Than Nixon's

Vlad the Impaler Says Trump Did Not Give Precious Bodily 

Fluid to Russian Officials

Alex Jones, Eater of Bunnies, Sez: "H. R. McMaster looks

 like he could suck a golf ball through a garden hose."

Roger Stone Fears Subterranean Conspiracy of

Burrowing Rodents Threatens to Undermine Trump 

Administration

Daddy Hucksterbee's Pride and Joy

Kimberly Guilfoyle's approach to dealing with the White

House press corps promises to be leisurely, laid back, and

have a lot more leg room. 

Is it only a coincidence that Trump was born the same 

year the UFO crashed near Roswell?

Russian News Agency Now Bragging How the 

Two Sergeys Made Trump's Head Explode

Trump Sez: "As President I wanted to share with Russia, 

which I have the absolute right to do, facts pertaining

 to terrorism."

Trump Shares Highly-Classified Code-Word Intelligence 

with Russians

Following Sean Spicer's example, H. R. McMaster is now

hiding behind a White House bush.

Trump's Famous Hat Gets a Makeover

The Day the Russians Told a Joke in the Oval Office 

and Trump Didn't Get It

Oh Bury Me Not Under Old Cliches #3

'Spicer stonewalls questions about whether Trump 

taped FBI's Comey'

Der Großer Mund

Michael Cohen's pic of his daughter

'channeling her Edie Sedgwick' reaches 

Peak Creepy when you realize Sedgwick 

died from barbiturate poisoning when she 

was 28.

"Read this sign, not my lips."

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #158

The Naughty Nun Goes to Vatican City

"The Trump Administration is a nightmare,

and I'm loving it!"

Callista Takes an Unselfie

Warm Scuzzies #739

Rodney Frelinghuysen

White Nationalist Richard Spencer Leads Torch-Bearing 

Mob Defending Statue of Baron Victor Von Frankenstein

Sean Spicer's clever use of camouflage, his ability to blend 

into his environment, renders him virtually invisible.

Rather than drain his body's finite energy resources,

Donald Trump has delegated his exercise function to

Paul Ryan.

Even when he plays Hide-and-Seek, Donald 

Trump cheats.

Truth in Bloviating