Vatican Hit by Red Hat Society Scandal

"Dupe, Dupe, Dupe, Dupe of Hope
Dupe, Dupe, Dupe of Hope
Dupe, Dupe, Dupe of Hope
Dupe, Dupe, Dupe of Hope."

'King of the USA' to Launch March 22 on

CNN in Lou Dobbs' Former Time Slot

Campfire Jumping Very Popular

in Today's Modern Turkey

World's Worst Yobs #157

David Kupelian

Adventures in Lexicology #3
Stupak (stu-pæk), n.  A bowel blockage caused by having

your head lodged above the transtubular plane of the

descending colon. [The Democratic representative

from Michigan is obviously suffering from an acute

case of stupak.]

Life's a Beach

(Especially in California)

Roadside Symbols Banished from Arizona Highways

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #30

Re-Animator: the White House Years

Israeli Party Barge Still in Drydock

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #8

Imagine a chicken gizzard that haired over.

That would be Liz Cheney.

"Whenever I need to relieve the pain in my joints,

I smoke them."

Was John Patrick Bedell a libertarian nut

or a nutty libertarian?

Sean Penn's mood turned dark after

he was diagnosed with a malignant

egocytoma.

"Did you know Quaker Puffed Wheat is

shot from guns, too?"

"You must find it very heartwarming, Senator Hutchison,

to learn that 30% of the Republicans in Texas voted to

promote you to the office of governor."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #139

David Grisham

"Calling Dr. Coburn! Calling Dr. Coburn!"

"Sorry, he can't help you. He's a Senator now."

"Are acorns trying to destroy me? No, not really.

But I can't say the same thing for Hannah Giles."

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #45

Richard Shelby and David Vitter

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #138

Robert Schulz

Palin Publishing Second Book

Award-Winning Sculpture at Bunning Man Festival

Palin Family Performs at Swagstock, Strips It Like Locusts

Shall we put Reagan on the $50 bill?

Soitenly!

"I never drink . . . wine."

I Remember Dubya #37

Yes, George Bush was a history-making Texan. But

so were Clyde Barrow and Anna Nicole Smith.

Jon Swift (AKA Al Weisel)

1963-2010

RIP

"At 50, you have the lean, taut look of a lifelong

swimmer, with broad shoulders and distractingly

prominent quadriceps. How do you do it, Rahm?"

"Well, Senator, I say 'knucklefuck' a lot."

"I'm a salty old sailor," Eric Massa says.

Well, hellooo, sailor!

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #137

Larry Deen

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #29

Great Caesar's Ghost! It's Perry/White in Texas

'Miracle on the Hudson' Pilot Retires from US Airways,

Follows Example of Rocky Marciano

Oxymorons for Our Time #25

Party Faithful

"John McCain," Tom Tancredo was saying, "is not a very

pleasant person. He is nasty, mean; the skin of an onion

would look deep compared to his. He has a short fuse,

he is almost peculiarly unstable." That's when, witnesses

say, McCain ripped Tancredo's lungs out.

"I admire the courage of the junior Senator from Kentucky,

Senator Bunning. This is just one Senator. This does not

represent the position of the Republican caucus.”

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #28

Somebody Up There Hates His Fucking Guts:

The Jim Bunning Story

"Don't let my gray hair fool you. I haven't grown

wiser with age. I've just grown older."

"Sorry, kiddo! The Senate's in the Constitution,

so we're stuck with it."

"Retweet! Retweet!"

Beached Whale

Beached Albatross

Is there a road ahead for Harold Ford?

Yes, but . . .

"Senator Bunning, I'm coming to put a

big hurt on your sorry ass!"

Jim Bunning's Spiritual Adviser

Having ended his flirtation with a Senate race in

New York, Harold Ford arched his eyebrow and

went to lunch with Spooge McFuck.

"In your run for the Senate, Mickey, I think it's safe

to say you've got a lock on the goat vote."

"I only look like a crumb bum."

Remember when Jor-El warned what was

going to happen to Krypton and nobody

believed him? Well, he's now saying

the same thing about Earth.

"Golly gee, Mr. Steele, thanks a bunch! The last guy

only gave me a sawbuck to polish his knob."