As the author makes clear, choosing the right mask

can make a big difference in the efficacy of your 

social distancing program.

A Dispatch from Cold Comfort Farm

Animal Farm's Space Force

Handy Kaiju Tip

Self-Walking Dog Owned by Inventor of Self-Driving Car

The Waspland

"Sorry, Frances, but Alex Jones says he is going to eat

my ass.  That means you!"

Like recently-hatched sea turtles, the anti-lockdown

protesters headed instinctively toward the sea.

Western Trumpnik Vs. Eastern ISIS Spring Fashion

Yesterday's Trumpnik Slogan in the Mouth of 

Today's Trumpnik Protester

The Day Little Suzie Learned How to Use the

Dynamic Inertia Controller

Flattening the curve of the total number of

COVID-19 cases and deaths is easy.  All you

have to do is rotate the graphs about 32° to

the right.

This is one of Mike Huckabee's 'I'm Not a Racist,

You're the Racist!' tweets from 2018.  Well, Pelosi's

'campaign committee' did a great job because

she's Speaker of the House and Huckabee

is more invisible than ever.

Repeat Offender

Remember The Three Cocksmen?  They couldn't

sing worth a damn, but they sure knew how to

play with their instruments.

Use of Cliches by Journalists Reaches Fever Pitch

Fox News Doctor Under Investigation for Prescribing 

Pre-Munched Kit Kat Bars as Coronavirus Cure

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #809

Kit Danies

Remember 'edutainment'?  It's back!

Not to Be Confused with Dig Dug

Day of Reckoning

Whale Keeps Its Distance,  Refuses to Swallow 

Jonah During Coronavirus Epidemic

Joni Ernst, Cornfield Femme Fatale

Trump Signs Executive Order Re-Opening 

Nation's Largest Scapegoat Processing Plant

When Empirical Evidence Stares You in the Face

Warm Scuzzies #921

Kenny Turnage

Adventures in Aestheticism #248

Does Trump know that 'kemo sabe' means 'horse's ass'?

In keeping with the Monty Python philosophy

of always looking on the bright side of life,

Mike Pence is now calling the COVID-19

pandemic the 'Rapture Helper'.

Shouldn't that headline read, 'Trump erupts at

Grigori Rasputin impersonator . . .'?

Idled by the COVID-19 epidemic, the deer had time to

work on their 'deer in the headlights' impression.

And from UHF, too.

The Old South Has Risen from the Grave!

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Trump

Mind-Body Problem

A person can't even decompose with dignity these days.

"Why is that skinhead beating that teenager?"

"For possessing cigarettes.  And it's not a

skinhead.  It's a Rancho Cordova cop."

"Oooo, those must be Radical Islamic Terrorists!"

"No, they're just Costco shoppers."

If the slaughterhouses close, will Jesus 

bring the pork chops?

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Adventures in Aestheticism #247

The Unexpurgated Bible #178

The Meat Must Flow

Flightless birds, an evolutionary curiosity, are thought to have

 descended from angels who had lost their wings.

"I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener

that is what I'd truly like to be.

And if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener

everyone would be in love with me."

Mitt the Jabber

Once Upon a Time in the West

At first, he thought he had a frog in his throat.

The Difference Between British

and American Television

The Trump Bloviator has been re-engineered

for this year's virtual presidential campaign.

Plague Doctor Haute Couture 2020