Saturday, May 02, 2020

As the author makes clear, choosing the right mask
can make a big difference in the efficacy of your 
social distancing program.
A Dispatch from Cold Comfort Farm
Animal Farm's Space Force
Handy Kaiju Tip
Self-Walking Dog Owned by Inventor of Self-Driving Car
The Waspland
"Sorry, Frances, but Alex Jones says he is going to eat
my ass.  That means you!"
Like recently-hatched sea turtles, the anti-lockdown
protesters headed instinctively toward the sea.
Western Trumpnik Vs. Eastern ISIS Spring Fashion
Yesterday's Trumpnik Slogan in the Mouth of 
Today's Trumpnik Protester
The Day Little Suzie Learned How to Use the
Dynamic Inertia Controller
Flattening the curve of the total number of
COVID-19 cases and deaths is easy.  All you
have to do is rotate the graphs about 32° to
the right.
This is one of Mike Huckabee's 'I'm Not a Racist,
You're the Racist!' tweets from 2018.  Well, Pelosi's
'campaign committee' did a great job because
she's Speaker of the House and Huckabee
is more invisible than ever.

Friday, May 01, 2020

Repeat Offender
Remember The Three Cocksmen?  They couldn't
sing worth a damn, but they sure knew how to
play with their instruments.
Use of Cliches by Journalists Reaches Fever Pitch
Fox News Doctor Under Investigation for Prescribing 
Pre-Munched Kit Kat Bars as Coronavirus Cure
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #809
Kit Danies
Remember 'edutainment'?  It's back!
Not to Be Confused with Dig Dug
Day of Reckoning
Whale Keeps Its Distance,  Refuses to Swallow 
Jonah During Coronavirus Epidemic

Thursday, April 30, 2020

Joni Ernst, Cornfield Femme Fatale
Trump Signs Executive Order Re-Opening 
Nation's Largest Scapegoat Processing Plant
When Empirical Evidence Stares You in the Face
Warm Scuzzies #921
Kenny Turnage
Adventures in Aestheticism #248
Does Trump know that 'kemo sabe' means 'horse's ass'?
In keeping with the Monty Python philosophy
of always looking on the bright side of life,
Mike Pence is now calling the COVID-19
pandemic the 'Rapture Helper'.
Shouldn't that headline read, 'Trump erupts at
Grigori Rasputin impersonator . . .'?
Idled by the COVID-19 epidemic, the deer had time to
work on their 'deer in the headlights' impression.
And from UHF, too.
The Old South Has Risen from the Grave!
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Trump
Mind-Body Problem
A person can't even decompose with dignity these days.
"Why is that skinhead beating that teenager?"
"For possessing cigarettes.  And it's not a
skinhead.  It's a Rancho Cordova cop."
"Oooo, those must be Radical Islamic Terrorists!"
"No, they're just Costco shoppers."

Wednesday, April 29, 2020

If the slaughterhouses close, will Jesus 
bring the pork chops?
List Price: $125.00
Regular Price: $125.00
Sale: $100.00
Order Now!
Adventures in Aestheticism #247
The Unexpurgated Bibe #178
The Meat Must Flow
Flightless birds, an evolutionary curiosity, are thought to have
 descended from angels who had lost their wings.
"I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener
that is what I'd truly like to be.
And if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener
everyone would be in love with me."
Mitt the Jabber
Once Upon a Time in the West
At first, he thought he had a frog in his throat.
The Difference Between British
and American Television
The Trump Bloviator has been re-engineered
for this year's virtual presidential campaign.
Plague Doctor Haute Couture 2020