His commander had ordered him to use 'flange',

'hasp', 'isosceles', and 'Mao Zedong' in a complex

sentence. He had failed.

Clinton Wedding Frenzy Begins in New York Town

Charlie Rangel's a fool for not retiring from

the House. But, then again, he's a fool.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #192

Grady Warren

Is Homer Simpson the Great Yellow Satan?

Oxymorons for Our Time #50

Clean Coal

Was Bob 'Confederate Yankee' Owens a

Chinless Half-Wit or a Witless Half-Chin?

The debate raged on.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #191

Terry Jones

"Who's that?"

"Don Blankenship's 'Clean Coal' flack."

Rogue Goes Rogue

(Again)

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #117

Warm Scuzzies #94

Charles and Sam Wyly

Are we there yet?

Warm Scuzzies #93

Ray McDaniel

“We support the definition of bullshit as natural

fertilizer," said the Republican Party of Iowa.

The Madman Cometh

Warm Scuzzies #92

Mark Miner

Rude Rhymes #18

Dirty Joke

David Koch

"The Journolist has started to leak

like an overripe diaper!" exclaimed

the Doughy Pantload.

British Prime Minister David Cameron Likens Gaza to

District 9, Calls for Humanitarian Aid to Prawns

Sure, David H. Brooks is a scoundrel,

but as his $101,000 flag belt buckle

shows, he's a patriotic scoundrel.

Like so many of his generation, he couldn't decide

whether he was a firejumper or a smokejumper.

"If anybody's hanging upside down, it's you!"

Don McLeroy, the outgoing chair of the Texas

State Board of Education, says his favorite

movie is Marathon Man, wherein a former

member of the SS, the 'White Angel of

Auschwitz', performs dental surgery on

a patient without using an anesthetic.

McLeroy, a devout Aggie and Creationist,

is also a dentist.

"An updated version of the Diagnostic and Statistical

Manual for Mental Disorders could mean that soon no

one will be classed as normal." Like Nietzsche said

over 100 years ago, we are 'the disease called man'.

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #61

John Hawkins and Elizabeth Crum

"You're not the first person to say that I remind

him of Mephistopheles."

Sometimes you don't need Photoshop.

Can you tell which is the Neel Kashkari who wants

to cut Social Security and Medicare, and the one who

is the author of I, Cyborg?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #190

Jeffrey Lord

The Whoopsy Daisy Twins

"As you can see, children, even Bengal tigers

don't like Andrew Breitbart."

Over 100 years ago, Thomas Nast prophesied

the coming of the Rightbloggers.

Have you ever heard a watermelon scream?

Listen!

"Hmmm, at roughly $2 million each, $18 million

will buy me nine more yachts. Now that I think

about it, that minor misadventure in the Gulf of

Mexico hasn't turned out bad for me at all."

"Pardon me, Captain, but by my reckoning, we're about

to run aground on the Shoal of Eternal Delusion."

"Well, Mate, I'd say it's about time we dropped the

Anchor of Truth."

"Sorry, Captain, but Walter Cronkite died more than

a year ago."

OMG, whatta face! Gotta be

Jan Brewer's ugly twin!

Q: What do you call a completely corrupt Aggie?

A: Rick Perry.

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #60

Robert Stacy McCain, Ann Coulter, and Matthew Vadum

Samuel Johnson said, “Patriotism is the last refuge

of the scoundrel." He was wrong. As Erick Erickson

proves, it's the first refuge.

Dog Thankful His Master Loves Pets

More Than Human Beings

Fellow Inmates Join Teeming Millions

Who Are Sick of Lindsay Lohan

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #189

Ron Ramsey

In order to counter the leaked Af-Pak war

documents, the Obama Administration has

reportedly ordered its spokespersons to use

even bigger shovels.

World's Worst Yoobs #77

Heidi Harris

Elmer Fudd Says Military Strike Against

Wascal Wabbit Seems Inexorable

World's Worst Yobs #175

Jeff Dunetz

Now that BP has dumped Tony Hayward,

is an apology from Joe Barton next?

Dudley Do-Right to Succeed Tony Hayward as

Chief Executive of BP