If Matt Drudge Had a Man Bun

Q:  How can you tell the difference between Jeff Zucker

and a pygmy hippo?

A:  You can't.

When he wasn't fracking the Earth, Chris Faulkner was 

fucking investors, and vice versa.

"He was born 'Alexander Boris de Pfeffel 

Johnson', but his friends call him Eyegore."

Pastor Steven Anderson Stands Atop His Pully Bullpit

The Unexpurgated Bible #138

"Come unto me, all ye Brexiteers that labour and

 are heavy laden, and I will give you rest."

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #138

Independence Day: Another Lame Sequel

The triumph of Brexit was the Checkout Generation's 

'Up Yours!' to young people.

"Totally Tubular, Dude!"

"This is the Corey News Network."

"My Three-Horned Alectryon keeps me safe from 

the Global Elites."

"Louie Gohmert, your shrieks are

coming through to Planet Gruuter

loud and clear."

Giant Blueberry Challenges Kool-Aid Man to 

Steel Cage Death Match

Corey Lewandowski, ex-Trump's Heydrich, Hired by

CNN as Political Commentator

Sadly, the Kentucky coal miner's daughter

grew up to be an NRA whore.

There's nothing quite like an energetic discussion of the

'End Times' while munching on Burger King's new

Mac n' Cheetos.

"What's it like, Congressman Ryan, to be Speaker

of the House of NRA Representatives?"

Whiteworld #33

Chromophobia Outbreak in Tennessee