Dog Fetching Palinball Underwater
Saturday, July 12, 2014
If, as Erick Erickson claims, "life is sacred," does it cease
to be so when it crosses the border into Texas illegally?
Labels:
Children,
Erick Erickson,
Immigration,
Life,
Texas
Labels:
Barack Obama,
Bicycles,
Faces,
John Boehner
Ronald Lee Haskell murdered six people, including four
children. Keep this in mind when Erick Erickson says,
"There can be no compromise on the idea that life is sacred
and we are all made in the image of the living God."
Labels:
Erick Erickson,
God,
Murder,
Texas
Mike Vanderboegh, Founder of the Three
Percenters, Sez: “This is the promise, this is
the warning. The threat embodied by the
Gadsden flag of our founders. Don’t tread
on me, don't tread on my Hot Wheels, don't
tread on my Oscar Mayer Wienermobile!"
Labels:
Flags,
Mike Vanderboegh,
Militias,
NRA,
Teabaggery,
Threats,
Toys
Militia Jesus Sez: "Come unto me, all ye that labour and
are heavy laden, and I will give you rest."
Labels:
Bible,
Chris Davis,
Guns,
Jesus,
Militias
Friday, July 11, 2014
Steve Stockman wants to see Lois Lerner in handcuffs,
and Lois Lerner wants to see Steve Stockman in a
straitjacket.
Labels:
House of Representatives,
Insanity,
IRS,
Steve Stockman,
Texas
Labels:
Barack Obama,
Logos,
Newt Gingrich,
Presidents,
Seals
The Unexpurgated Bible #101
"And when she heard that women who eat apples daily have
better sex, Eve took of the fruit thereof, and did eat."
Labels:
Apples,
Bible,
Sex,
The Unexpurgated Bible
Thursday, July 10, 2014
Labels:
Guns,
Immigration,
Rick Perry,
Sean Hannity
Labels:
Aliens,
Conspiracy Theories,
Movies
Labels:
Ann Coulter,
Chris McDaniel,
Mississippi,
Movies,
Teachers,
Wingnuts
Labels:
Law,
Morality,
Speed,
Traffic Laws,
Warm Scuzzies,
Washington Post
If he was, as he claims, "the target of a media assassina-
tion," why is Todd Akin still around pimping a book
and getting interviewed by the Daily Mail?
Labels:
Assassinations,
England,
Media,
Newspapers,
Todd Akin
Labels:
Barack Obama,
Dallas,
Jokes,
Mayors,
Rick Perry,
Texas Aggies
If you're tired of letting the voyeurs at
the NSA have all the fun, you might
consider acquiring a 'Hidden Camera
Clock Radio & MP3 Player'. This
'Spy Camera for Home or Office',
which can record covertly and
continously 24/7 for 16 days, is
available from Amazon for only
$103.77.
Labels:
Amazon,
NSA,
Surveillance,
Voyeurism
Labels:
Dweebs Dorks and Doofuses,
John Nolte
Oops! The third thing Rick Perry was not going to do yesterday
was shake hands with Barack Obama on the tarmac at DFW
International Airport. But he suddenly went blank and couldn't
remember what it was.
Labels:
Airports,
Barack Obama,
Dallas,
Handshakes,
Memory,
Rick Perry
Wednesday, July 09, 2014
Labels:
Barack Obama,
Billiards,
Games,
Presidents,
Republican Party
Labels:
Angelina Jolie,
Fairy Tales,
Gomers,
Louie Gohmert,
Movies
"I would like to apologize, Mr. President, for the fact that
my ass, which I've nicknamed 'Rick Perry', has refused to
shake your hand."
Labels:
Asses,
Barack Obama,
Handshakes,
Horses,
Rick Perry
Labels:
John Boehner,
Litigation,
Penises,
Sarah Palin
Labels:
GOP,
Intellectuals,
Oxymorons for Our Time
Labels:
Basketball,
Chris McDaniel,
Racism
Labels:
Mathematics,
Pleasure,
Squirrels
Tuesday, July 08, 2014
Labels:
Big Bigots Little Bigots,
North Carolina,
Racists,
Sexism
Texas Governor Refuses to Shake Hands with President of
the United States, Says Touching Swarthy Humans Is
Against His Religion
Labels:
Barack Obama,
Governors,
Handshakes,
Religion,
Rick Perry,
Texas
Labels:
Football,
Penises,
Racists,
Sign of the Times
These 'Superheroes without Capes', these 'Champions of
Middle-Class America', are affiliated with YG Network,
a 501(c)(4) social welfare organization launched by a
former staffer for House Majority Leader Eric Cantor.
If you're wondering what 'YG' stands for, look it up and
you'll find it stands for 'Young Gangsta'.
Labels:
Conservatism,
Eric Cantor,
Gangs,
Lobbyists,
Peter Wehner,
Ramesh Ponnuru,
Superheroes
Monday, July 07, 2014
Labels:
American Schutzstaffel,
Chris Davis,
Immigration,
Militias,
Texas
Two Ammosexuals went for a stroll,
One was a Gopher, the other a Mole.
Said one to the other on the 4th of July,
"Where are the Gunhuggers? Did they all die?"
Labels:
Ammosexuals,
Guns,
Holidays,
Moles,
Virginia
Labels:
Higher Education,
Texas Longhorns,
Warm Scuzzies
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