Dog Fetching Palinball Underwater

The Real Reason Billy Yank Whipped Johnny Reb

Both the Clowns of America 

International and the World Clown 

Association say a clown shortage is 

on the horizon.  This should help

keep the immigration crisis on

the Texas border in perspective.

If, as Erick Erickson claims, "life is sacred," does it cease

to be so when it crosses the border into Texas illegally?

"Back in the 1890s, doctors called Chairman Boehner's

expression 'bicycle face'."

Albert Einstein Outlining Strategy for War on Duh

Ronald Lee Haskell murdered six people, including four

children.  Keep this in mind when Erick Erickson says, 

 "There can be no compromise on the idea that life is sacred 

and we are all made in the image of the living God."

Mike Vanderboegh, Founder of the Three

 Percenters,  Sez:  “This is the promise, this is 

the warning.  The threat embodied by the

 Gadsden flag of our founders. Don’t tread

 on me, don't tread on my Hot Wheels, don't 

tread on my Oscar Mayer Wienermobile!"

Militia Jesus Sez:   "Come unto me, all ye that labour and 

are heavy laden, and I will give you rest."

Report:  "Relatively few people seem to

 be actually reading books by politicians."

Steve Stockman wants to see Lois Lerner in handcuffs,

and Lois Lerner wants to see Steve Stockman in a

straitjacket.

Two-Minute Haters #39

Ben Shapiro

Barack Obama's Seal

Newt Gingrich's Seal

The Unexpurgated Bible #101

"And when she heard that women who eat apples daily have 

better sex, Eve took of the fruit thereof, and did eat."

It's Oh Thank Heaven™ Day!

Texas Border Crisis Finally Resolved by 

Butch Photo Ops

Alien Autopsy, Area 51 (Circa 1923)

Bad Teacher Scolds 'Clowns and Nuts' Supporting

Chris McDaniel

Warm Scuzzies #483

Courtland Milloy

If he was, as he claims, "the target of a media assassina-

tion," why is Todd Akin still around pimping a book

and getting interviewed by the Daily Mail?

This cat is on the mat.

This cat isn't.

Dallas Mayor Cracks Aggie Joke, 

Governor Perry Doesn't Laugh

If you're tired of letting the voyeurs at

the NSA have all the fun, you might 

consider acquiring a 'Hidden Camera

Clock Radio & MP3 Player'.  This

'Spy Camera for Home or Office',

which can record covertly and

 continously 24/7 for 16 days, is 

available from Amazon for only

$103.77.

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #51

John Nolte

To criticize a politican for being hypocritical is like criticizing 

a zebra for having stripes.

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #173

James O'Keefe and Eric O'Keefe

While she commands $75,000 per speech, Chelsea

Clinton commands $100,000 to not speak.

Oops!  The third thing Rick Perry was not going to do yesterday

was shake hands with Barack Obama on the tarmac at DFW

International Airport.  But he suddenly went blank and couldn't

remember what it was.

"Teddy, I hear Obama can't shoot pool worth a shit!"

Maleficent

Gomereficent

"I would like to apologize, Mr. President, for the fact that

my ass, which I've nicknamed 'Rick Perry', has refused to

 shake your hand."

Palin Mocks Boehner's Boner (aka Lawsuit)

Oxymorons for Our Time #167

GOP's Intellectual Center

Chris McDaniel Credits 'Basketball Therapy' for Racism Cure

Squirrel Bushed After Completing Hedonic Calculus 

Assignment

House Speaker Biggest Sue-er in America

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #46

Malcolm Butner

Texas Governor Refuses to Shake Hands with President of

the United States, Says Touching Swarthy Humans Is 

Against His Religion

Sign of the Times #55

Dickheads and Proud of It!

These 'Superheroes without Capes', these 'Champions of

Middle-Class America', are affiliated with YG Network,

a 501(c)(4) social welfare organization launched by a

former staffer for House Majority Leader Eric Cantor.

If you're wondering what 'YG' stands for, look it up and 

you'll find it stands for 'Young Gangsta'.

Egyptian Goddess Isis Forced to Change Name Due to 

Unfortunate Association with Terrorism

Paul Revere Fails to Awaken Sleeping Yankee

"Hey, kids, what time is it?"

"It's Looney Louie time!"

American Schutzstaffel #41

Two Ammosexuals went for a stroll,

One was a Gopher, the other a Mole.

Said one to the other on the 4th of July,

"Where are the Gunhuggers?  Did they all die?"

Warm Scuzzies #482

Francisco Cigarroa

World's Worst Yobs #307

Adam Bellow