Will Jesus be up to the challenge?

When you think of Florida, you think of beautful beaches.

You don't think of this cretin.

The Difference Between Positive and 

Negative Feedback, Explained

 Remember:  it's pronounced 

'FRONK-EN-STEEN'.

Because of the need for social distancing, people weren't

hugging Trump anymore.  So he hugged himself

twice as much.

Just Give Me All the Bacon You Have

and Nobody Gets Hurt

Thou Shalt Not Digress

It's Time for a Miracle!

Spleen You Can See

Sex Offender Pardoned by Former Kentucky Republican 

Governor Matt Bevin Arrested on Federal Child 

Pornography Charges

When it comes down to dealing with COVID-19, 

isn't it about time to unleash the libertarians?

Remember Benghazi? Remember how many Americans

died there?  Four. 

Trump Sez:  "One of the biggest problems the world has 

is the germ has gotten so brilliant that the antibiotic can’t 

keep up with it."

Cannibal Holocaust

Good Friday is a Christian holiday commemorating 

the crucifixion of Jesus and his death at Calvary.

It is considered the happiest holiday of them all.

She always suspected Republicans were trying to kill her.  

Their response to the COVID-19 epidemic had removed

 all doubt.

Trump's Top 10 List of Scapegoats for the 

Coronavirus Epidemic

"Doing a good job?" That's just a wild rumor spread by 

the 16,395 Americans who have died (so far) from

 COVID-19.

Had she set her Phaser to 'Stun' or 'Disintegrate

Living Creatures'?  Damn, she couldn't remember!

Mitch McConnell Unmasked

Try to imagine anything more useless in the

midst of the COVID-19 pandemic than

wooden Easter eggs.  Go ahead, take your

 time.

Fish always hated it when Jesus walked on water.

5G Driving COVID-19

Some universities are named ironically.

Kansas Lagging in Body Count; Republicans Vow to 

Kick It Up a Notch

It's a McEnany Hootenanny!

It's a Mr. Bill Easter this year.

Now Popular with Tattoo Completists

"No, no, no!  This is not what I meant when I said,

'People are dropping like flies'."

World's Worst Yoobs #211

Cheryl Chumley

When you're an Arachnoid, like Bill O'Reilly,

you have last legs to spare.

Most people don't know Narcissus was a missionary.

"If you're seeing things

Running through your head

Who you gonna call?

Fox News Cabinet!"

Even as a little boy, Donald Trump trashed

Little Lady Liberty.

When it's your turn to take out the trash,

dress appropriately.

The Coronavirus attacks your lungs.

The Pendejovirus attacks your brain.

"Honey, you really should get up off the couch

more often, because you're beginning to look

a lot like an Idaho potato."

No Bernie Man this year?  Sad!

His Inner Jesus kept asking him, "What have you done today 

to save the world?"

Captain on Allowing HMS Titanic Cruise Passengers to

 Disembark: ‘I’d rather have them stay on, personally.’

"Mom!  Johnny keeps changing the channel

to Romper Room!"

Smoking in the Time of Coronavirus

COVID-2020

Is it just me, or is Trump morphing into Quasimodo?

"‘Death is a welcomed friend’: Pastor Tony Spell calls on 

Christians to defy coronavirus lockdown — 

even if it kills them"

Move over, Dr. Fauci, Sean Hannity is in the house!

Back in the day, ventilators weren't as effective

 as those we have today, but you have to admit they 

were more entertaining.

Bad Actor

Another MST3K Musical Interlude

God moves in mysterious ways sometimes,

but sometimes he's pretty straightforward.