The Twit Declension

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #159

Kenneth Del Vecchio

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #45

Publius' Forum

Nobody could have predicted that Mark Penn's

prediction about the outcome of the recent

election in Great Britain would be so wrong.

What a Would-Be Terrorist Should Look Like

What a Would-Be Terrorist Actually Looks Like

Massive Windspill Threatens California Desert with Rainbow

"Oh, I'm a travelin' man
Yes, I'm a travelin' man."

Magical Depressionism #10

You knew times were tough when the Grim Reaper

began moonlighting at Tea Party rallies.

Phallic Dome Deployed in Last Ditch Attempt to Bring

Tiger Woods' Unruly Erotic Impulse Under Control

Bo Dietl Admits That Pink Ties and

Flag Pins Make Him Appear Even

More Unsavory

Guns Don't Kill People

"If I understand you aright, you say that after you solved

your one millionth Sudoku puzzle, you morphed into a

Sufi holy man. But that still doesn't explain the funny

hat, does it?"

Camels aren't just Ships of the Desert anymore.

"I understand there's an Evolutionary Theory for why we

have blue feet. That's all well and good. But, do you have

any idea why an Intelligent Design Theory is still lacking?"

It was another volatile day on Walls of Jericho Street.

"John Dickerson says I'm 'beyond the pale'.

Where'd he get that crazy idea?"

In Afghanistan, the City of the Dead is difficult to

distinguish from the City of the Living.

"Honey, your crock-sucking cat is at it again!"

"Call me Kitty-Kitty one more time, and

I'll scratch your eyes out!"

Area Woman Suffers from Information Underload

Skinny Old Maggot Calls J. D. Hayworth a

"Fat Undisciplined Maggot"

UK Elections End in First 'Well-Hung Parliament' Since 1974

End of the World Attributed to 'Glitch' in God Market

"Yes, there are now four Teapublican Parties. First,

there's the Green Teapublican Party, a figment of

Tom Friedman's imagination. Next, there's the

Black Teapublican Party, a figment of Michael

Steele's imagination. Then, there's the Oolong

Teapublican Party, a figment of the Iron Goddess

of Mercy's imagination. And, finally, there's the

White Teapublican Party, which is made up of

99 and 44/100ths percent pure White Rodents,

like me."

'Everybody Draw Mohammed Day' Called Off Due to a

Lack of Rightist Mooks Who Can Draw a Straight

Line to Save Themselves

"Lady Gaga, you say? Sorry, never heard of her!"

The Unexpurgated Bible #37

"Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary, Joe Lieberman,

walketh about, seeking Constitutional rights to devour."

Pakistani Taliban Disavow Times Square Bomb Suspect Faisal

Shahzad, Say He Belongs in Farcebook, Not Facebook

Sights for Sore Eyes #4

Jean-Paul Carp

No matter how many times he shouted, "Shahzad!"

he still didn't turn into Captain Marvel.

First, the Bad News: Governor Brewer doesn't know

what illegal immigrants look like.

Second, the Good News: they don't look like her.

Heavy Drinker, or

Heavy-Drink Drinker, or

Heavy Heavy-Drink Drinker?

To appreciate Jan Brewer's face, it helps if

you think in terms of geological time.

Pinkish Milk Washing Ashore on Island Off the

Louisiana Coast Is Strawberry, Not Chocolate

How to Convince Your Brain to Stop Over-Eating

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #112

The Israeli soldiers disagreed with the Palestinian on

virtually every issue, including smoking, but they told

him they would defend to their dying breaths his right

to keep and bear tobacco.

Leather Jurist Practices Judicial Restraint

Suds Summit Now in Its Eleventh Month

"I said, 'Do you know that you have a banana

in your ear?'"

Man Comes Out of the Closet After

Mistaking It for a Comfort Station

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #158

William Gheen

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #44

Winds of Change

Christian Leader George Rekers Caught with Male

Escort Says He Needed Help with His Teabaggage

"So Jon Kyl and John McCain are in a rowboat in the

middle of the Mohave Desert, and it springs a leak

and sinks without a trace."

Oxymorons for Our Time #33

Latino Republican

BP: "Don't Sue Us for Gulf Spill -- Blame the Rig Company!"
Rig Company: "Don't Blame Us -- It Was an Act of God!"
God: "Act of God, My Foot! It's All Geraldine's Fault!"