"Yeah. I think it would be extremely naive of us, Mr. President,
to imagine that these new developments are going to cause any change in Tea Party expansionist policy. I mean, we must be increasingly on the alert to prevent them from taking over more Congressional space, in order to breed more prodigiously than we do, thus, knocking us out in superior numbers when Americans vote in the 2012 presidential election. Mr. President, we must not allow an enthusiasm gap!"
What do you call candidates for public office who refuse to debate their opponents, who refuse to hold press conferences, and who refuse to appear on Sunday morning talk shows? If you're polite, you call them 'Fraidy Cats'. If you're impolite, you call them